First of all, I'd like to say fuck off
If you don't like it, why don't you go shove your head back up your ass, and don't change my mind, I don't need your opinion... no oh
Dear god,
I really hate being in High School, especially now, in the period of time that involves all the stupid bleached and tanned females of the school being excited about prom. I would however like to thank you for letting the Wailers still be a band and letting them play in Fort Collins at the Aggie the same night as prom. I would also like to thank you for the fact that a ticket to the Wailers and a hotel room in Fort Collins and all the substances of intoxication that will undoubtably be consumed will all amount to be less than the general cost of prom. The prom that would cost money for the ticket, the dress, the shoes, pictures, the dinner, and all the substances of intoxication. I would also like to thank you for the fact that prom would inevitably suck balls regardless and that spending the evening in Fort Fun is going to kick ass.
Please also let me express my deepest sympathies for your loss of the pope. He seemed like he would have been a great guy. I guess it must have gotten hard to get up in the morning when all people ever do is tell you about their problems. I'm sure it must have also been hard to deal with the fact that the only hot date you will ever have involves one hand, some lube, and porn. Oh well. This is my cheers to the pope for sticking around as long as he did. You'll also have to excuse my lack of courtsey.
Thanks
Dear god,
I really hate being in High School, especially now, in the period of time that involves all the stupid bleached and tanned females of the school being excited about prom. I would however like to thank you for letting the Wailers still be a band and letting them play in Fort Collins at the Aggie the same night as prom. I would also like to thank you for the fact that a ticket to the Wailers and a hotel room in Fort Collins and all the substances of intoxication that will undoubtably be consumed will all amount to be less than the general cost of prom. The prom that would cost money for the ticket, the dress, the shoes, pictures, the dinner, and all the substances of intoxication. I would also like to thank you for the fact that prom would inevitably suck balls regardless and that spending the evening in Fort Fun is going to kick ass.
Please also let me express my deepest sympathies for your loss of the pope. He seemed like he would have been a great guy. I guess it must have gotten hard to get up in the morning when all people ever do is tell you about their problems. I'm sure it must have also been hard to deal with the fact that the only hot date you will ever have involves one hand, some lube, and porn. Oh well. This is my cheers to the pope for sticking around as long as he did. You'll also have to excuse my lack of courtsey.
Thanks