Exactly what I need...

Mar 19, 2006 21:38

Courtesy of Google, I've found out exactly what I need:

Laura needs to teach Jenna the proper way to sit with legs crossed
Laura needs advice on her combi boiler
Laura needs you now
To conceal the scar, Laura needs plastic surgery
Laura needs a transplant
Laura needs a boob job
Laura needs a second honeymoon in a padded cell
Laura needs a new romance
Laura needs to be someone we can get excited about
Laura needs to move to the beach
Laura needs to be confident and outgoing
Laura Needs to Be Stopped!!
Laura needs assistance completing her “muy grande” school report about Mexico!
Laura needs the ball a lot, and she needs it in the right place
Laura needs a shepherd right now
Laura needs rules and regulations because life scares her to death
Laura needs to work on her glaring skills
Laura needs a new candy striper’s uniform
Laura needs to have a hysterical breakdown
Laura needs a "gentleman caller
Laura needs a fight. She needs to punch someone
Laura needs men to help empty the shed (if you know what I mean)
Laura needs to be like so beautiful you get scared looking at her
Laura needs to find her feet

That's right, Google tells it like it is. I typed in "Laura needs" in the search, and my life has unfolded before my eyes. Now I'm off to find me my shepherd...
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