1. THINGY (thing-ee) n ( Read more... )

Heck if this were me I'd be eating my dress before I even get in it...

Chef makes wedding gown with cream puffs

By MATT HAGENGRUBER, Associated Press Writer
Thu Oct 12, 7:02 PM ET

UZHHOROD, Ukraine - Valentyn Shtefano's pastries were known for attracting stares and giggles as well as lip-smacking murmurs. But even his fiancee was surprised when ( Read more... )

I can't stop laughing. It's so hypnotic. It's so... lookit his hips go. And the bedsheet in the back... *rolls around laughing* oh man.

How to tell your fiancee wants to get married:
Girl: [Looks at engagement ring] Gee... you know... this ring looks awfully lonely by itself on my finger.

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This thought just hit me... weed and steroids... who can ask for better medication?
slashophile you are a definate angel. *squishes with hugs*

( Hmm...mortician or accountant? )

Got this from the McFly board. So everyone on there I dunno but here's the list of songs that have appeared on the board. Have fun.
You put the title of the song you're listening to and then place "during sex" after it, some of the stuff that comes up is funny as f***!!! the best one I've ever seen is "suck a lemon during sex".
1. Leave Me Alone ( Read more... )

I took this from a forward I'm too lazy to forward so I'm just going to put this on here. Feel free to take it for your own journal... just comment on mine first.

Take the title of the song you are listening to and write it here, then afterwards write 'in my pants'. Copy or forward this to other people in your contacts list ( Read more... )

To repeat what I said earlier... you have an uncanny and uncouth obsession with something that has fallen off and is no longer part of you. Either that... or you're very horny.


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