Fanfic meme response [1]
First of the fanfic meme challenges, this one from
dolorous_ett
Moody looked long and hard at the strange creature standing before him. He considered himself something of an expert in the field of implants but would now clearly have to adjust his frame of reference. His hand moved unconsciously to his eye.
"Well, yes, that's all very well, but can you see behind you without turning your head?" he barked.
"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile" came the response.
"Resistance is futile?" he murmured to himself. "I must use that the next time I run into a Death Eater."
The Borg stepped forward, flexing his assimilation tubules.
"Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own". He stopped. He thought. And he looked again at Moody.
"Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own" he repeated. He looked more closely, taking in the strange, roving eye, the bad hair, the chewed-looking nose and the wooden leg. This one made Species 8472 look like eye candy.
"Actually, on second thoughts, we're fine. Honestly. Well past our assimilation quota this month. Let's just call it quits".
Moody smiled, and put the phial of Veritaserum back in his pocket.