ooooh....ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh....hit and run.
so mitch, what did you do last night?
well, i spent about ten minutes with my ear to the floor/hvac vent in the living room listening to....
to what?
to the douchebag that lives in our basement fucking his girlfriend. ugly girlfriend i might add.
what? no!
oh yes. my roommate came crashing into my bedroom and said "mitch, come out here, but don't make any noise." so out i went, and for sure, there you have it. "oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah." pretty boring basically. but disgusting nonetheless. and for two reasons. one because, obviously, its hetero sex and that's just disgusting from the get-go. secondly, because it's the doucheface downstairs doing it. with his ugly girlfriend.
yeah.
my roommate predicted that the dude had instructed his girl to moan like that so we could hear. which, you know, could be, especially considering that i've probably woken him up in the middle of the night with my...you know.
right.
oh, btw. i had this conversation with myself. no one else was involved.
well, i spent about ten minutes with my ear to the floor/hvac vent in the living room listening to....
to what?
to the douchebag that lives in our basement fucking his girlfriend. ugly girlfriend i might add.
what? no!
oh yes. my roommate came crashing into my bedroom and said "mitch, come out here, but don't make any noise." so out i went, and for sure, there you have it. "oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah." pretty boring basically. but disgusting nonetheless. and for two reasons. one because, obviously, its hetero sex and that's just disgusting from the get-go. secondly, because it's the doucheface downstairs doing it. with his ugly girlfriend.
yeah.
my roommate predicted that the dude had instructed his girl to moan like that so we could hear. which, you know, could be, especially considering that i've probably woken him up in the middle of the night with my...you know.
right.
oh, btw. i had this conversation with myself. no one else was involved.