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Yeah, yeah, I know everyone's posting about the new US Deluxe Edition Cover Art...
The dragon is not Norbert. Look at how his wings are shabby, like Ron's and Hermione's robes. Who do we know with shabby robes? REMUS!
Mr. Dragon's also got grey hair and long, thin fingers.
LIKE REMUS!
And a heart-shaped snout.
REMUS LURVES TONKS WHO HAS A HEART-SHAPED FACE!
Also, dragons breathe fire, and...
REMUS MAKES MAGICAL FIRE WHEN WE FIRST SEE HIM!
Wouldn't it be funny if Remus knew how to transform into an Animagus all along, only he never did it because he assumed he'd be in his werewolf form? Then, in direst need in DH, he transforms, and, "Bloody hell! I'm a DRAGON!"
The dragon is not Norbert. Look at how his wings are shabby, like Ron's and Hermione's robes. Who do we know with shabby robes? REMUS!
Mr. Dragon's also got grey hair and long, thin fingers.
LIKE REMUS!
And a heart-shaped snout.
REMUS LURVES TONKS WHO HAS A HEART-SHAPED FACE!
Also, dragons breathe fire, and...
REMUS MAKES MAGICAL FIRE WHEN WE FIRST SEE HIM!
Wouldn't it be funny if Remus knew how to transform into an Animagus all along, only he never did it because he assumed he'd be in his werewolf form? Then, in direst need in DH, he transforms, and, "Bloody hell! I'm a DRAGON!"