nicknames we have applied to the cat*
Sherlock Hams
Ham Solo
Count of Monte Crisco
Rosenfatz and Guildenstout
Fatswilliam Darcy (Esq.)
20,000 Leagues Under the Chub
Shubchubbaroth the Unthin
Cyranomnom de Bergerac
The Great Fatsby
The Scarlet Plumpernel
The Frying of Lot 49
The Primeribs of Miss Jean Brodie
The French Lieutenant's Sandwich
The Communist Sandwichfesto
Paradise Sauced
The Pound and the Furry
Infinite Chest
The Seven Hamurai
The Epic of Gilgamunch
One Hundred Years of Ballitude
Fleabiscuit
Bridget Jones's Dairy
Romance of the Three Chindoms
Charlie and the Chunkass Factory
2001: A Space Blobossey
Are You There, God? It's Me, Margarine
* Only to Bones. The other cat doesn't loan herself to nicknames, besides the classic "ow ow ow getoff getoff".
Ham Solo
Count of Monte Crisco
Rosenfatz and Guildenstout
Fatswilliam Darcy (Esq.)
20,000 Leagues Under the Chub
Shubchubbaroth the Unthin
Cyranomnom de Bergerac
The Great Fatsby
The Scarlet Plumpernel
The Frying of Lot 49
The Primeribs of Miss Jean Brodie
The French Lieutenant's Sandwich
The Communist Sandwichfesto
Paradise Sauced
The Pound and the Furry
Infinite Chest
The Seven Hamurai
The Epic of Gilgamunch
One Hundred Years of Ballitude
Fleabiscuit
Bridget Jones's Dairy
Romance of the Three Chindoms
Charlie and the Chunkass Factory
2001: A Space Blobossey
Are You There, God? It's Me, Margarine
* Only to Bones. The other cat doesn't loan herself to nicknames, besides the classic "ow ow ow getoff getoff".