oh, believe it, dude
NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR (having incredibly loud phone conversation in his backyard while I have the window open):
"Yeah. . . yeah . . . so she found all those naked pictures of that other girl on my camera, and she totally flipped out! Like, she threw all this stuff at my head and said she never wanted to see me again, and all kinds of shit. Of course I lied and tried to convince her it was Jay's camera, but she totally didn't believe me! Can you believe that? . . . I know, man. I'm better off. There was just no trust in that relationship."
"Yeah. . . yeah . . . so she found all those naked pictures of that other girl on my camera, and she totally flipped out! Like, she threw all this stuff at my head and said she never wanted to see me again, and all kinds of shit. Of course I lied and tried to convince her it was Jay's camera, but she totally didn't believe me! Can you believe that? . . . I know, man. I'm better off. There was just no trust in that relationship."