FUCK YOU.

No, wait.  I have more than two words.  Fuck off and die, you insufferable little prick.  I didn't like you over a decade ago, when you blew Mr. Clinton's transgressions all out of proportion, and your latest move has turned dislike into an intense hatred.  I hate you with the force of a thousand fiery suns and I hope that Karma is real, ( Read more... )

One thing you have to understand: head lice is RAMPANT in British schools.  I mean to ridiculous proportions.  Why?  Because of some bullshit PC law that was passed that says that schools aren't allowed to exclude children from school for something like head lice.  Most schools have a policy forbidding teachers to even say anything to the parents ( Read more... )

I was just outside hanging some laundry out on the line when my best friend came into her back garden (our gardens are separated by a wall that's short enough to see each other's houses over).  She proceeded to tell me that she was speaking with that family yesterday.  The family that has been making our lives a living hell for the last two weeks.

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I got cornered by the younger girls' school principle today.  Apparently Little Miss Naughty told her about the window.  She asked me if I had spoken to anyone besides the police about what has been happening and my answer was "like who?"  We've never experienced anything like this before, so we don't know what our options are.  She then introduced ( Read more... )

The cops finally showed up yesterday. Of course, it would figure that they would show up while I was out picking up the kids from school.  Of course, since we don't have any proof that the dickwads down the street are the ones that threw the brick through our window, there isn't much they can do about it.  (Although it did occur to me that they ( Read more... )