Success is going from failure to failure without killing yourself.

( Read more... )

Here's the actual link, what all nice guys NEED TO UNDERSTAND AS EARLY IN LIFE as possible about the female friend

I really like you. I do. You're so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I don't really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy ( Read more... )

"I GOT SIXTEEN INCHES BETWEEN MY PENIS AND MY TONGUE, TAKE YOUR PICK!!!" -- Tony tellin' me what to say to the ladies.

"omg im coming in her mouth!" "omg i feel so guilty!" "no omg it feels great!" "omg she's swallowing it!" "omg i love her so much!" "omg i'm so sorry!"

Tim [12:44 P.M.]:  its amazing how much weight you can lose by just gettin off your ass and doing stuff

xmaliciousmal [12:31 P.M.]:  when halloween comes

xmaliciousmal [12:31 P.M.] I'm gonna be Kwame from Captain Planet

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun ( Read more... )