Nov 22, 2006 16:01
Can't take credit for these though! Thanks for the e-mail, Kawen! I'm laughing all by myself in this place of which I am a member! :)
10. "Do you think Tom's going to jump up and down on
the altar?"
9. "These hors d'oeuvres taste like Steak-Umms"
8. "Quiet everybody! They're going to cut the pre-nup"
7. "It's nice that there's not a lot of hype
surrounding this thing"
6. "I think Tom is preaching to Matt Lauer about the
dangers of cake"
5. "Wonder how much I can get for the bouquet on
eBay?"
4. "I didn't know Armani made extra-small tuxedos"
3. "How did Letterman get in?"
2. "No, Mr. Gibson, it's not a Jewish wedding"
1. "We never should've let the guy who played Kramer
make a toast"
aliw! factor