Quotable Fonts
Am happily downloading fonts in preparation for my, uh, digital mess-making (I'll talk about it in another post) and found lots of Handwriting fonts. I've never had so much fun downloading, though, because instead of the usual sampler text for each font (A,B,Cs, numbers, symbols, etc), the webmaster typed quotes using the fonts. And they're hilarious!
"Always look on the bright side of things, because you can't see a damn thing when it's dark"
"I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween"
"Your mind is like a taco--the more you cram into it, the more that's going to fall out"
"Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you"
"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?"
"If you think nobody cares, miss a couple of payments"
"Don't judge a book by its movie"
"The worst thing about censorship is [deleted by censorship bureau]"
"I'll bet your 500 bucks that I'll lose this wager"
"Uncle Ed's Rule Of Thumb: Never use your thumb for a rule. You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it"
"When all else fails, follow instructions"
"Roses are reddish, violets are bluish, if it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish"