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"Katie, I drank too much last night. Could you drive me to my car?"
(it would have been nice if he had mentioned, Oh, by the way, my car is 20 minutes down the Parkway. Mmm. Yeah)
Oh yeah, and he hasn't eaten anything all day. He looked at his breakfast this morning as though it had come off the floor of some shop in a third world country.
Am I allowed to laugh? Because I most certainly am. I think it's hilarious.
(it would have been nice if he had mentioned, Oh, by the way, my car is 20 minutes down the Parkway. Mmm. Yeah)
Oh yeah, and he hasn't eaten anything all day. He looked at his breakfast this morning as though it had come off the floor of some shop in a third world country.
Am I allowed to laugh? Because I most certainly am. I think it's hilarious.