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So I went off on a rant at cws-eat-chs about Succubi vs. Incubi and how Incubi seem to get treated as male Succubi when really, Succubus = sexy demon and Incubus = baby-making demon, and gendering those "jobs" in such a way kind of creeps me out. And then uh, it got more ridiculous.
gwenfrankenstien: (I want to write a thing where they are just JOBS, and therefore neutral, and people keep summoning incubi looking for Sexy Dudes and then whoops now you're pregnant)
(does this make me a bad person?)
cws-eat-chs: OR someone summons an Incubi and, like, sternly casts some sort of magic condom on them.
Gwen: And they get all cross "WHY SUMMON A BABYMAKING DEMON IF YOU JUST WANTED SEX."
Leah: BECAUSE I CAN CONTROL YOU, YOU IDIOT.
......and then it becomes The Odd Couple?
idek
Gwen: "YOU THINK THERE AREN'T DUDE SEXDEMONS? WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID? THIS ISN'T MY JOB! I'M NOT YOUR WHORE!"
Leah: "YOU'LL SHUT UP AND LIKE IT, NOW GO ON."
Gwen: ahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahaa
Leah: .....demon goes home
sits in shower
arms around knees
Gwen: "You realise that it's in my NATURE that SOMEONE has to get pregnant, right? If it isn't you it's me."
And he comes back in 9 months and leaves her a baby
And she's like "...I don't even WANT to know where that came out of"
SOMEHOW THIS BECAME DEMON MPREG
Leah: You know, it would be really upsetting if a woman DIDN'T have legs that went all the way up to her arse.
Gwen: ....ahahahaha
It is a good thing I have no coordination at this hour or I'd try to draw that
Leah: That would be the ditzy succubus
"Oh SHEESH, I forgot again!"
Gwen: And Grumpy Incubus is like "............I hate you so much."
And she makes fun of his weird cravings because lolpreggers
Leah: "You're just out of sorts from that----WE HAD THE SAME IDEA.
gwenfrankenstien: (I want to write a thing where they are just JOBS, and therefore neutral, and people keep summoning incubi looking for Sexy Dudes and then whoops now you're pregnant)
(does this make me a bad person?)
cws-eat-chs: OR someone summons an Incubi and, like, sternly casts some sort of magic condom on them.
Gwen: And they get all cross "WHY SUMMON A BABYMAKING DEMON IF YOU JUST WANTED SEX."
Leah: BECAUSE I CAN CONTROL YOU, YOU IDIOT.
......and then it becomes The Odd Couple?
idek
Gwen: "YOU THINK THERE AREN'T DUDE SEXDEMONS? WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID? THIS ISN'T MY JOB! I'M NOT YOUR WHORE!"
Leah: "YOU'LL SHUT UP AND LIKE IT, NOW GO ON."
Gwen: ahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahaa
Leah: .....demon goes home
sits in shower
arms around knees
Gwen: "You realise that it's in my NATURE that SOMEONE has to get pregnant, right? If it isn't you it's me."
And he comes back in 9 months and leaves her a baby
And she's like "...I don't even WANT to know where that came out of"
SOMEHOW THIS BECAME DEMON MPREG
Leah: You know, it would be really upsetting if a woman DIDN'T have legs that went all the way up to her arse.
Gwen: ....ahahahaha
It is a good thing I have no coordination at this hour or I'd try to draw that
Leah: That would be the ditzy succubus
"Oh SHEESH, I forgot again!"
Gwen: And Grumpy Incubus is like "............I hate you so much."
And she makes fun of his weird cravings because lolpreggers
Leah: "You're just out of sorts from that----WE HAD THE SAME IDEA.