Dear Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel,

You could've thrown some file picture of Kenny G puffing the everlasting life out of his saxaphone, some unrecognizable picture of Brian "I remember him from the 90's" McKnight, or gave Pete Wentz (gah!!!! Go away!!!!!) another picture of the paper in your birthday column yesterday, but instead...

( You made Paris fans happy (well, at least those located within the Journal Sentinel's circulation area. )