Supernatural Episode: Shut Up, Dr. Phil Fangirlishness…
I’m just going to point out that Dean dreamed about Cas first :P Dean, it’s okay. We’ll get Cas back. - ONLY AN ANGEL CAN LOVE YOU FOREVER!
Dear Writers - ENOUGH WITH THE DRINKING! Are we supposed to believe that Dean can function at all?!?
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Dean poured the last of drops of whiskey into his glass. He remembered a time, in a motel quite like this one, when Cas had poured him a glass and then told him that Sam wasn’t Lucifer. He felt the relief of that moment wash over him and then the emptiness of knowing Cas was gone forever. He saw Sam jog by the window and took a deep breath. He couldn’t let Sam see the pain. Not after knowing Hell had issued Sam a Get Out of Jail Free card. “Somebody better be chasing you.”
“It’s good for you.” Sam panted.
“No. No, it’s not good for you. Look at you, you’re-you’re a mess and you stink. Well, while you were out being Lance Armstrong…”
“That would be biking.”
“I was working. You ever heard of a town called Prosperity, Indiana?”
“Has anybody?”
“Two of their fine citizens died over the past two weeks. Uh, this one chick she roasted under one of those beehive hairdryers at the hair salon. And this other guy, boiled in a hot tub.”
“Don’t see a lot of that.”
“No you don’t.”
“That’s worth checking out.”
“Yeah.” Dean took another mouthful of his Hunter’s Helper.
“You know, one more thing, what’s going on with you?”
Dean couldn’t suppress the small shocked laugh that escaped him, “We’ve had this conversation, Sam.”
“No, we haven’t. See, to do that you’d have to sort of…speak.”
“Okay, let’s see if we can get this straight. See, you’re new Sam, right. Lance Armstrong.”
“Biking.”
“And, um, I’m still me, okay. Right so, you might see things different now - call it a runner’s high or some crap - but that doesn’t mean that something’s going on with me. Okay?”
“Yeah, okay.” Sam walks away.
“No, don’t say ‘Yeah, okay’ like ‘yeah, okay’.”
‘Yeah, okay.”
Dean leaned on the table and thought of all the answers he had for that question, but could never give - “I’m jealous that you got out of Hell guilt free.” “I’m worried if I ever did let go of all the pain and guilt that I’d have nothing left.” “I pushed away someone I love and now, I won’t ever be able to take those actions back.” “I see everyone around me changing and moving on, but it’s like I’m stuck. I’m still the same guy I was ten years ago and I don’t want to be left behind.” But if he told any of that to Sam, then his brother would just try and rationalize away the blame, so he covered everything up with biting remarks and jokes. If Sam hadn’t walked away Dean probably would have told him that as long as he smelled like that no one would miss his musk. They say consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative, but Dean disagrees.
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Chet was enjoying the life of the Medium Bad. He was bad enough to be one scary mother frakker, but he wasn’t stuck making all the plans and dealing with all the crap his co-workers caused constantly. So, he was less than thrilled to be behind on schedule when he received a call from the Big Bad, “Yes, sir. I understand. Yeah, I definitely do realize this Winchester thing has taken far too long and I’m sorry about that. No worries. I can be there in a day and a half. I’ll hit the road now. I just stopped to help a friend properly install a nitrous oxide system in his Dad’s truck.”
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Sam couldn’t investigate at the salon, because that much overly styled hair would have unmade the world!
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Dean sat on the sofa gazing at Cas, “You know what I like best about you?”
“Hmm.”
“You have eyes.”
“Yes, I do.”
“Two of them. They’re like the sea after a storm.”
“Yes, Dean. I have two of them.”
He brought his hands up to cup the angel’s face, but drunkenly squished it instead. “I observe…with my eyes.”
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Frak the nail gun thing made me ill! Those things freak me out and then the one nail that was still sticking out of his cheek…FRAK! So far, there have only been four major gross-out moments from Show for me:
1. The dentist scene in You Can’t Handle The Truth
2. The beginning of My Bloody Valentine - Where they eat each other.
3. Towards the middle of My Bloody Valentine - When the guy puts his hands in the fryer and then eats the fries.
4. The nail gun incident - Pretty much now *Cringes*
DEAN NEVER PICK UP ANYTHING OUT OF A PORT-A-POTTY!!!!!! NASTY!
Sam, thank you so much for addressing the drinking - I love you!
Dean don’t try and lie - We all know about you secret green thumb.
Chet’s music…Giggles forever!
James Marsters - Why aren’t you British?
Side Note: I would bake that man cupcakes everyday for the rest of his life!
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Dean was still a bit starry-eyed from seeing Donald Trump’s autograph when his eyes landed on a picture BAMF RAF coat. He read the inscription aloud, “To Don, It’s not the size - it’s how you use it. Kisses, Captain Jack Harkness,” he flushed and quickly moved on to the next picture.
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Sometimes you grow apart...Your partner escapes the timeloop, leaves the Time Agency, and then finds the world’s sexiest Teaboy! *Squee* EYE CANDY!
PMS jokes are NEVER okay - Unless you have actually experienced it!
Is it wrong that I really want to see Mr. Marsters BAMF walk dressed as Captain John Hart?!? BECAUSE I REALLY DO!!!!
I don’t believe I am going to want a cupcake for a very long time!
YOU NEVER MESS WITH A MAN’S COMMEMORATIVE BUST!
I could watch James make his evil smirk face forever!
I wonder if the writers googled “movies about amnesia” and when Memento popped up they decided to use it last season - without doing any research about the plot, of course. (Sadly, the fact that Dean googled “freaky accidents” in the beginning of this episode only adds evidence to this theory.) Since that worked so well, they googled “movies about extremely non-amicable divorces” and got The War Of The Roses - BECAUSE THEY SURE AS HELL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE MOVE WAS ABOUT! FRAK - I WARNED THEM NOT TO MESS WITH IT! SERIOUSLY, THE PART THEY ARE TRULY FRAKKING UP IS MY FAVORITE! *Pissed* I am so going to watch Psych 06x02! *Squee* Peaches!!!!!!
YOU’RE BONDED…JUST LIKE DEAN AND CAS!!!!!!
JUST HANG ON A SECOND - Chet is wearing jeans, a cotton t-shirt, and an army green coat with the collar popped…HE IS TRYING TO BECOME DEAN TO WIN FAVOR WITH THE BIG BAD!!!!! This proves that Cas is secretly still alive and is the current vessel of the Big Bad! Okay, I know it proves nothing, but I will cling to any hope for my sweet mister that I can find.
Captain John Hart ALWAYS Save His Man - Unless He Kills Him Personally - But Generally His Man Always Comes Back! *Shrugs*
Doesn’t seem odd that Bobby is encouraging them to bring the Leviathan back to his “house?” We know that they are incredible powerful and we don’t know what will work against them to keep the prisoner secure…Maybe Bobby is evil?!? Sorry, but it would be awesome.
Since there is an infamous Dr. Phil reference in Weekend At Bobby’s, I was really hopeful for a bit of Bobby/Crowley awesomeness in this episode.
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CROWLEY: You know what the trouble with demons is?
BOBBY: They're demons.
CROWLEY: Exactly. Evil, lying prats, the whole lot of them. And stupid. Try to show them a-a new way, a better way. And what do you get? Bugger all. You know, there's days that I think Lucifer's whole “Spike anything with black eyes plan” wasn't half bad. Feels good to get that off my chest. We should make this a thing.
BOBBY: Do I look like Dr. Phil to you?
CROWLEY: A little. Anyhoo, obviously not here for a social call. So on with it. <3
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THEORIES/IDEAS/WISHES Or More Accurately Titled Random Run-On Sentences Of Hope That Will Most Likely Be Spectacularly Dashed To Bits, But I Cling To With Every Fiber Of My Being: (I am spoiler free, so this is just my random ideas)
I’m still rocking my Evil!Bobby is evil theory, but he could be the Mary Lightly of the story. What if Bobby knows something big (Possible Examples: That Cas is the Big Bad Boss/He knows a way to save the day, but it’s dangerous and he doesn’t want the boys to sacrifice themselves/He knows how to save Cas/He is working on a binding ritual that would keep him and Crowley together forever) and his behavior it makes him seem like his could be evil, but really he just wears ankle weights and hates Chad Michael Murray - He will in no way meet the same fate as Mary. (That was one of the two times Psych has made me cry. Although, the other time was due to the episode dealing with something that effects my RL.)
*Ponders*
And this - Just because it never fails to make me giggle:
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