In my opinion, horniness always wins out over common sense.
Oh am I ever awake. At 4. And SHAKING!!!!
I don't know why. I'm not cold or anything. I'm even wearing those little knit booties Amy's grandma made. Which make me slip and slide whenever I'm not on carpet. Which, fortunately for my balance, is not very often as long as I remain in the basement.
So, when I first realized that I was shaking so hard that it has become difficult to type, I brought this realization to the attention of my sister by running over to her and exclaming "Hold me closer Tony Danza, count the head lice on the highway!!" and attempting to get her to hug me.
Which failed, by the way.
I don't know why. I'm not cold or anything. I'm even wearing those little knit booties Amy's grandma made. Which make me slip and slide whenever I'm not on carpet. Which, fortunately for my balance, is not very often as long as I remain in the basement.
So, when I first realized that I was shaking so hard that it has become difficult to type, I brought this realization to the attention of my sister by running over to her and exclaming "Hold me closer Tony Danza, count the head lice on the highway!!" and attempting to get her to hug me.
Which failed, by the way.