So, I got goldfish. Two goldfish.

Well, I got one goldfish, and Haley got one goldfish. They are best friends.

Hers is black and orange, and on the biggish side, and mine is white and orange, and quite small.

We call them Vodka and Orange Juice.

Vodka is the black one, because it's bigger and there should always be more vodka in the mix.

I feel like I'm going to be sick.

I messed up bad.

And now I have to write an exam that I'm so not ready for.

And my sister is freaking out about earwigs.

Fuuuuuuck.

What am I looking forward to most about summer?

Watching The Price Is Right.

Because it's early, early in the morning (but not as early as some other early mornings I have experienced in the past number of weeks), because I'm feeling ROUGH (and I mean that in an entirely sober, loathing the fact that I'm capable of reproducing sort of way), because I only have one channel and don't want to bother turning my tv on to watch ( Read more... )

I got a job, bitches.

Cleaning the Knight's Court motel.

Sleaze central.

That's right - I get to clean other people's love stains.

Fuckin' right.

I have no internet at home. Which sucks ( Read more... )

I'm in a horrible mood. March break officially bites the big, hairy banana.

I, however, have nothing to do with the big banana, hairy or otherwise, much to the dismay of some.

So to hell with it all. I'm doing a survey. Oh I'm so rebellious.

Name: Bethany, or Beth-Ann if you're nasty.

-- Birthdate: April 6, 1988. 18 soon, and legally tender. ( Read more... )

I'm not sick anymore. Hangover officially gone. I still have tape all over my arms and chest from the tape from the IV and heart moniter things, but that will come off in time ( Read more... )

My head is fucking POUNDING. And my throat, the wonderful part of my anatomy that it is, is hurting again. I wonder - why did I bother getting my tonsils out if it's just going to be a buttmunch anyway ( Read more... )

Gah. I'm bored. Bored and grounded, and therefore trapt at home with my sister. Fuck this world is cruel ( Read more... )