Here's to cheers

[mrpuddle3]

In order to spur on the lads wearing the stars and stripes (no longer, it appears, the scars and strife) in their upcoming match against the African nation Ghana, I've helped to provide some cheers, which we seem to be lacking. As stated by Sports Illustrated writer Rick Reilly: "All we have is that crappy old U-S-A! U-S-A! chant. A stoned ferret

Comments

[canthespam]

We can read all of your shots
From miles away...
But we can not see you
When you stand sideways.

[mrpuddle3]

Also, Reilly had an inventive cheer that he suggested himself:
We are the Yankees!
We are not afraid!
You beat us tonight!
Tomorrow, we invade!

[tennispro2689]

you are a funny funny but horrible person. but so damn funny.