I think we're on to something.
Doc Duero: You know, say what you want about Bill Cosby, but that Jell-o Pudding is good.
Vercingetorix 52: 0_o
Vercingetorix 52: I didn't think to ever hold a celebrity endorsement as bearing on product quality.
Doc Duero: Well, a lot of people are hesitant to try a pudding product endorsed by a space robot.
Doc Duero: But obviously, the robots have a lot to teach us earthmen about pudding.
Vercingetorix 52: *twitches* Space robot?
Doc Duero: Yeah. you don't think that would explain a lot about Bill Cosby?
Vercingetorix 52: it might. Being a space robot that offers a wealth of knowledge and technology ot the masses would be a good explanation why he would get a series of sitcoms that featured a positive middle- to upper-middle class environemtn while every other black-starring sitcom makes absolutely sure you know it's a sitcom with black people
Doc Duero: Right. You don't really think a human would allow a middle class black sitcom, yould you?
Vercingetorix 52: Damn that KKK-run NASA.
Doc Duero: It all ties together. For example, the choco-vanilla swirl pudding is a metaphor for racial unity.
Vercingetorix 52: A space robot in the guise of a black man that uses creamy confections and sitcoms lacking cliches to decry racism.
Vercingetorix 52: Brilliant.
Doc Duero: And the best part of the plan is, once our species has trancended racial predudice, we won't be as likely to pick fights amoungst one another in the gelatin mines.
Vercingetorix 52: Gelatin mines might be fun should there ever be subterranean a flood.
Doc Duero: Yeah. If I'm gonna be enslaved, I want to at least be enslaved somewhere squishy.
Vercingetorix 52: Of coursse.... mining for gelatin would explain where Jello got that concept for the Jello that settled into 3 distinctly colored and flavored layers....
Vercingetorix 52: just looking at the sedimentary formations....
Doc Duero: All of the answers become clear.
Vercingetorix 52: 0_o
Vercingetorix 52: I didn't think to ever hold a celebrity endorsement as bearing on product quality.
Doc Duero: Well, a lot of people are hesitant to try a pudding product endorsed by a space robot.
Doc Duero: But obviously, the robots have a lot to teach us earthmen about pudding.
Vercingetorix 52: *twitches* Space robot?
Doc Duero: Yeah. you don't think that would explain a lot about Bill Cosby?
Vercingetorix 52: it might. Being a space robot that offers a wealth of knowledge and technology ot the masses would be a good explanation why he would get a series of sitcoms that featured a positive middle- to upper-middle class environemtn while every other black-starring sitcom makes absolutely sure you know it's a sitcom with black people
Doc Duero: Right. You don't really think a human would allow a middle class black sitcom, yould you?
Vercingetorix 52: Damn that KKK-run NASA.
Doc Duero: It all ties together. For example, the choco-vanilla swirl pudding is a metaphor for racial unity.
Vercingetorix 52: A space robot in the guise of a black man that uses creamy confections and sitcoms lacking cliches to decry racism.
Vercingetorix 52: Brilliant.
Doc Duero: And the best part of the plan is, once our species has trancended racial predudice, we won't be as likely to pick fights amoungst one another in the gelatin mines.
Vercingetorix 52: Gelatin mines might be fun should there ever be subterranean a flood.
Doc Duero: Yeah. If I'm gonna be enslaved, I want to at least be enslaved somewhere squishy.
Vercingetorix 52: Of coursse.... mining for gelatin would explain where Jello got that concept for the Jello that settled into 3 distinctly colored and flavored layers....
Vercingetorix 52: just looking at the sedimentary formations....
Doc Duero: All of the answers become clear.