So I have nowhere to be from Christmas day to New Years day, and I don't feel like sitting in my apartment like a lump. Therefore, I have decided to use this week to go on an adventure. All good adventures begin with travel, so I need a good road trip destination. Any suggestions?

I'm sick.

Also, a strange thing happened. After lunch, I thought to myself: 'Self, you know what would have been good for lunch? A salad.'

THAT'S how sick I am.

THHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTT!

YAAAAAR.

I did and said some things last night that I don't particularly like. I don't think I'll be drinking again for some time. Not that I've ever been much of a drinker, but y'know. Even more ( Read more... )

I'm bored! and moderately drunk! Therefore it is time to bring this back! It was a fairly big success last time, so I'm interested in what I get this time around ( Read more... )

Now, some of you may know is that for the greater part of the year, I am healthier than I have any right to be. What you may not know is that I get non-specifically sick almost precisely once a year. And it is nearly always in June. This is another reason I hate summer. I hates it SO BAD ( Read more... )

*reads nutritional facts* Hmmm. Apparently if I eat this whole box of Runts in one sitting, that'll give me about 60% of my daily reccomended carbohydrates. Only 900 calories, though, which I don't think is enough to run my body for any meaningful amount of time. Still, it's good to experiment, right? *crunch crunch crunch ( Read more... )

This idea was proposed to me some time ago, and my interest in the proposal has finally reacted with my boredom in such a way as to make me try it ( Read more... )

Anonymously post any sexual fantasy you've ever had about me. Then, post this in your LJ to see what your friends think of you.And for added security, all anonymous comments will be screened so that you can't guess each other ( Read more... )