If only...
I finally figured out what my dream job would be. I want to run one of those little shops... You know, the sort that tends tobe in Chinatown, or your city's closest equivalent, and sells very odd and obscure things, and the clerk always seems to know what you need before you ask, and you end up leaving with some odd trinket or strange pet that comes with detailed instructions and a disclaimer, but when you try to return it after it bites your finger off, you can't seem to find the shop, even though you could SWEAR it was right there last week...
THAT'S the job I want.
THAT'S the job I want.