How to figure out that you're a pathetic TVD/DE Fan!
How to figure out you're a Pathetic and Tragically obsessed "The Vampire Diaries Fan"....
- You're walking through the streets of a busy market on a terribly hot spring day.
- People are buzzing around and you actually have to maneuver yourself and steer your ways like a car to stop being pushed and thrown into the ground
- You're walking AT full-speed with book stalls around you, where vendors are selling ALL KINDS of and thousands of books on an open area, which you glance around while you pass them by.
SUDDENLY!
- You come to an ACTUAL SCREECHING HALT.... as you realize you might have seen something, something with the word "Vampire" on it in red and you think you might have seen Nina Dobrev's eyes.... or something like that.
- You ACTUALLY fish out the ONE "Vampire Diaries" book amidst thousands of Jeffrey Archer's, Dan Brown's, Stephenie Meyer's and what not...
- AND you start squealing like a baby when you see there is picture of Damon (technically Ian Somerhalder's) beside Elena (Nina Dobrev), and start reading the book standing in the middle of ALL this commotion...completely forgetting that you came into the market to buy a very important textbook in the first place, and you actually have a friend waiting for you in a shop!
TRUE STORY!
And Guess What!
HELL
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How to figure out you're an EVEN MORE PATHETIC Damon and Elena Fan...
- You start reading the book 3 of TVD.
- Suddenly you realize THIS IS the book with an amazing quote!
- You find the quote and you read it....
- After reading the same thing for some time.. during which the shopkeeper is looking at your face with an intense gaze, hoping that you might buy the book.... Your face looks like this..
- And because of that the shopkeeper, and people passing by, and around you gives you a WTF look? Something like this:
- THEN AFTER EVERYTHING IS OVER ... and you're still smiling.. you put the books back .... Thank the shopkeeper and walk away with a HUGE grin on your face. You don't buy the book , because
- A) The book doesn't look very pretty
- B) You already read the important parts
- C) Ian Somerhalder look more yummy as Damon On-Screen..... And his "ACTIONS" brings more definite response/reactions when they are viewed... rather than read.
