I'd now like to address the vile crimes and grotesque failures of the current administration, all of which are directly attributable to its leader, the monster Barack Obama. Go back to clearing brush in Chicago, you fiend.

Just kidding.

To those disappointed with Biden: You know that Obama couldn't choose to run with himself, right?

The drama has arrived.

At least now I know what the hell MoDo was blithering about this morning.

If John McCain gets elected, this country deserves him. Half of it anyway.

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James Dobson angry that Barack Obama is reading/directly quoting the Bible

The statement of utmost hilarity:

Dobson and Minnery accused Obama of wrongly equating Old Testament texts and dietary codes that no longer apply to Jesus' teachings in the New Testament.Because, y'know, they've been trying to overlook all that Jewish stuff for years, once ( Read more... )

I just received this e-mail from my Aunt Prudence, along with several LOLCats, a dozen knock-knock jokes, 550 animated emoticons, and a poem about a soldier who died while protecting a schoolbus of Iraqi orphans against 7,364 terrorists, armed only with a cross and a Bible. His courage so stunned the terrorists, they immediately converted to ( Read more... )

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Wowzers.I'm sure there's some liberal grumbling out there about Obama playing "their" game by doing this, but frankly, this is what Kerry, Gore, and Dukakis should have been doing in earnest. Obama should patent his velvet sledgehammer approach. Hammer, move on, hammer, move on ( Read more... )

I'm happy for the opportunity to elect a first couple that isn't blandly attractive yet completely nonsexual in that Christian recording artist way.