If I rode my bike more, I would have the perfect anagram nick-name. Ethan Joseph Urbanik = Hub Spoke Heart Ninja!

I know at least one other person on my friends list has "Heart" in his name, and I strongly suspect at least one other. Anybody else? I'm talking anagrams here, people, cough 'um up!

Also:
Ponies? Bah! Heart-junk.