Ice cream wisdom

[mrbungle]

My family and I went out to see the Pageant of the Masters down in Laguna Beach on Friday evening, getting down there plenty early to avoid the inevitable Laguna Canyon Rd traffic. So, we go out to dinner, have some wine, and are walking around downtown Laguna when we decide to go get some ice cream. My dad walks in, tucked-in Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses on, getting all salesman-gregarious on the dude working in the ice cream store, asking him about his opinions on the adult-alternative-country-"music" playing (which he loves). This act always embarrasses my sister and I. He orders his peanut butter ice cream cone.

Dad: This is the best peanut butter ice cream I've ever had!
Me: I'm sorry. My dad's stoned.
Ice cream dude: Well that explains the sunglasses.