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my life.
on the first day of my new job location managing a huge commercial, i enter the lobby of the building where the production company is located ( Read more... ) -
my recent cop story...
a friend and i are leaving a bar around midnight. as we are waiting at an intersection to turn right onto the main drag to go home, we notice a police car pass up, and one of the car's headlight is out. i tell my friend, "check that out, he's gotta busted light, too. he can't pull me over for that, then." and we then proceed to turn right, the same ( Read more... ) -
even fat cats need to be fed.
my downstairs neighbor called me up wednesday night, at 9:55pm, as i was getting ready to watch LOST ( Read more... ) -
halloween party
went to QXT's last night, and actually had a pretty good time. i was in a costume, which made me less self-consious, even though i looked like a dead satanic trannie. i was bummed that i didn't have a costume at all, but when all hope seemed lost, and my night seemed like it would be a failure in the costume department, R remembered an old elvira ( Read more... ) -
BigUp Respeck! this UK geezer got me gonads in a twist
yo, big up respeck! this message is coming from my MAIN man in the UK, mister Marcus from the west side. i present his text here, straight from the geezer's keyboard ( Read more... ) -
from AN ALBATROSS , TOUR DATES
from eddie ( Read more... ) -
the next NYC show....
thanks to those who came last night ( Read more... ) -
good scams for bad people
i am a sucker for scams. i love the idea of screwing over THE MAN and getting a little reward for yourself in the process. has your cordless phone broken? buy a new one and return the old one back to the store. need some quick cash? go to the supermarket, find a receipt on the floor, then get some items off the receipt from the store and return ( Read more... ) -
the lost entry!
to those that are interested (maybe 3 people in a sea of millions?), i found this entry that for technical reasons, was never added to the LJ. its from the middle of summer, i think. it should be noted that i DID NOT pay for the improv classes, so i am not taking them currently. also, i dont think i've read 10 pages of The Artist's Way yet. read on ( Read more... ) -
the great cheesesteak debate (in philadelphia at least)
you cant get a decent cheesesteak in new york. you just cant. the last time i naively attempted to eat one in nyc, about 7 years ago, i got a slab of chewy meat thrown into some italian bread and was forced to make sense of it. take a bite of this food anomaly, and you have to chew your way through the meat to avoid pulling it out of the sandwich. ( Read more... )