Comments | mr_velvex: Fishes, Porn, and Childishness

mr_velvex

Fishes, Porn, and Childishness - A Bachelor Party Exposed

Oct 12, 2003 21:43

Yesterday, I was involved in a Bachelor Party (a college friend of mine is getting married next Saturday) The party involved a morning of deep-sea fishing which was followed up with an evening of a not-so-conventional nature. ( Details lj-cutted for your convenience )

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babyraven October 13 2003, 02:09:51 UTC

Oooh! That game sounds like fun! However, enough alcohol and I'd probably jump straight to shooting Yagathai with the toys. ;)

mr_velvex October 13 2003, 15:35:46 UTC

At some points, that is exactly what the game had become. I guess there are some things that do not differentiate children and adults playing the game.

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yagathai October 13 2003, 02:10:49 UTC

It appears that the only thing that has changed is color and sound.

I could not disagree with you more strenously. Then again, if you only watched for 3 minutes, I don't see how you could form an accurate judgement. I take it that you didn't get to, say, the scene at the monastery?

May I recommend "The Good Old Naughty Days", a new collection of antique reels currently available at your local TLA video store? It's not even in the porn section (though it probably ought to be).

mr_velvex October 13 2003, 15:45:32 UTC

I might have to disagree with your disagreement. It seems like the following may have been the formula for years: choose a location, choose your participants (genders, species, and numbers), present your acts, close with “money shot” (plot optional). Wash, rinse, repeat. Yes, granted, I did only give the “classic” series 3 minutes worth of viewing, but I think I might be safe in saying that the formula was duplicated throughout the tape. Of course, if I am completely wrong in this sweeping generalization, I offer you my humble apologies and will have to take your word on your assertions.

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aghrivaine October 13 2003, 17:43:38 UTC

As a matter of practice, it's good to disagree with Yagathai.
I'm far more intrigued with your Crossbows and Catapults bracket-system and point-spread. Did it involve an excel spreadsheet, perchance?

mr_velvex October 14 2003, 01:51:36 UTC

If I had a laptop, you bet your ass I would have made spreadsheets (complete with formulas and pivot tables, for sure). Naturally the resulting PowerPoint report graphing individual combatant performance would be a given.

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