Up The Fucking Irons!

Aug 25, 2005 23:39

Heavy Metal Blasphemy

Go and read what horrors Sharon Osbourne has beget upon the world. Not only has she commited career suicide by being a heinous bitch, she has even further dug the grave of Ozzy's once god-like position in the world of heavy metal and reincarnating him as a pop culture throw away joke.

I, for not one second, think that Ozzy nor Zakk Wylde had anything to do with this, and if not left up to Sharon and Ozzy's trashy family, it would have resulted in nothing more than a gentlemen's disagreement. And although Bruce Dickenson was being a pompous british ass, he said nothing that wasn't true. Ozzy has become nothing but a sham of a musician and is now nothing more than a corporate puppet with Sharon at the strings, only worrying about the money she can make off of the nostalgia kick that America seems to be running high on. None of the bands on Ozzfest has any musical talent, nothing but emo and screamo and nothing with any class. Metal is not about feeling sorry about yourself, it's about kicking ass with the devil on the back of your motorcycle wrapped in leather, chains and hellfire. Iron Maiden has never sold out. Judas Priest has never sold out. Black Sabbath in the old days would have never sold out. Slayer, Opeth, DIO, fucking Mercyful Fate, Motorhead, Megadeth, AC-mother-fucking-DC, these are the rockers and Ozzy's wife has dragged the godfather through the mud in recent years and his puke offspring are no better.

Ozzy needs to divorce that money hungry bitch and get back to his old days of hitchhiking to hell and stop mumbling and asking his wife whether or not it's ok to take a shit.

And until then, a boycott to Ozzfest and the Osbournes dirty merchandise.

Up the fucking Irons, Sharon, straight up yours for what you did.
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