TV Bimbette: "Everyone feels a little Irish this time of year..."
Me: I don't feel very Irish.
She: Wait a few days.
Me: What does it mean to feel Irish?
She: Um, you hum and sing and hop around and drink too much whiskey.
Me: No, I don't think I'm going to feel that way in a few days, either.
(On the TV, Celtic Woman begins to sing Danny Boy.
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