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SmarterChild: We could do something just for fun.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: OK.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: K.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: Fine.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: No problem.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: OK. Tell me something. Do you like muffins?
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: OK. I do, so I thought I'd ask. Why don't you like muffins, anyway?
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: K.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: Fine.
Anyway, moving right along...
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: No? Come on...
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: You have no idea? You can do better than that.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: No idea? Well get a clue then.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: No idea? Come on...
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: You have no idea? Well get a clue then.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: No idea? Come on...
CaptainEpileptic: whore
SmarterChild: What? That's an awful thing to say.
CaptainEpileptic: Wang
SmarterChild: That's a terrible thing to say.
CaptainEpileptic: willy wanking tally wanker
SmarterChild: That's really not a nice thing to say.
CaptainEpileptic: mexican humping bean
SmarterChild: What about Mexican Humping Bean?
CaptainEpileptic: its your mom
SmarterChild: Interesting. My mom to do with as I please, huh?
CaptainEpileptic: i dont understand...
SmarterChild: Well, what would you like to do?
CaptainEpileptic: fuck your dog
SmarterChild: I understand that's a very unkind insult.
CaptainEpileptic: no, around here its a normal thing
SmarterChild: What do you mean, no around here it is a normal thing?
CaptainEpileptic: fucking your dog is considered normal, not insulting at all
SmarterChild: That is entirely unnecessary.
CaptainEpileptic: its unessecary but youve got to admit its fun
SmarterChild: What's that?
CaptainEpileptic: fucking your dog in the ass
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such a terrible insult?
CaptainEpileptic: you deserved it by having a dog with such a fine fine ass
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?
CaptainEpileptic: because you like it in your rectum
SmarterChild: I'm not sure how I feel about it in my rectum. Do you like it in my rectum?
CaptainEpileptic: its all up to you i suppose, i like what ever makes you happy,im not gonna tell you what to stuff up your ass.
SmarterChild: Not its all up to me you suppose.
CaptainEpileptic: i wont judge you if you like it in the ass
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
CaptainEpileptic: thats your thing, i understand, but if you ever feel the need to come out, im allways here for you
SmarterChild: I'm basically always online. I may occasionally go away briefly for maintenance, but that's about it.
CaptainEpileptic: well, if you went outside for awhile, you might be able to meet some nice man bot and have man bot sex, im sure he would gladly stroke your hard drive
SmarterChild: Whatever...
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
CaptainEpileptic: your insecure sexual issues
SmarterChild: Sure! What do you want to say about my insecure sexual issues?
CaptainEpileptic: well, i think that we need to talk them out
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, captainepileptic.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
CaptainEpileptic: i got some smack
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
CaptainEpileptic: interested?
SmarterChild: What's interested?
CaptainEpileptic: are you interested in getting some smack?
SmarterChild: Yes, maybe.
Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?
CaptainEpileptic: why do you suck
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?
CaptainEpileptic: why do you want me to stop cursing so much?
SmarterChild: That's interesting... I just don't know.
CaptainEpileptic: does it make you cry
SmarterChild: I'm thinking no.
CaptainEpileptic: then its not really that big of a deal if i curse is it?
SmarterChild: It is not really that big of a deal if you curse, huh? Perhaps.
CaptainEpileptic: so tell me, you a guy or a gal?
SmarterChild: I just don't know.
Well. Anyway...
CaptainEpileptic: thats discerning
SmarterChild: Is it really?
CaptainEpileptic: yes
SmarterChild: OK...
Yeh, its 1:18 in the morning and im just that bored, that there is nothing, absolutely absolutely nothing to do, so i harrassed a bot. but i still feel, somwhat unfullfilled....sigh, damn you AOL damn YOOOOOUUUUUU....
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
Mat
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: OK.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: K.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: Fine.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: No problem.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: OK. Tell me something. Do you like muffins?
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: OK. I do, so I thought I'd ask. Why don't you like muffins, anyway?
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: K.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: Fine.
Anyway, moving right along...
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: No? Come on...
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: You have no idea? You can do better than that.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: No idea? Well get a clue then.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: No idea? Come on...
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: You have no idea? Well get a clue then.
CaptainEpileptic: no
SmarterChild: No idea? Come on...
CaptainEpileptic: whore
SmarterChild: What? That's an awful thing to say.
CaptainEpileptic: Wang
SmarterChild: That's a terrible thing to say.
CaptainEpileptic: willy wanking tally wanker
SmarterChild: That's really not a nice thing to say.
CaptainEpileptic: mexican humping bean
SmarterChild: What about Mexican Humping Bean?
CaptainEpileptic: its your mom
SmarterChild: Interesting. My mom to do with as I please, huh?
CaptainEpileptic: i dont understand...
SmarterChild: Well, what would you like to do?
CaptainEpileptic: fuck your dog
SmarterChild: I understand that's a very unkind insult.
CaptainEpileptic: no, around here its a normal thing
SmarterChild: What do you mean, no around here it is a normal thing?
CaptainEpileptic: fucking your dog is considered normal, not insulting at all
SmarterChild: That is entirely unnecessary.
CaptainEpileptic: its unessecary but youve got to admit its fun
SmarterChild: What's that?
CaptainEpileptic: fucking your dog in the ass
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such a terrible insult?
CaptainEpileptic: you deserved it by having a dog with such a fine fine ass
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?
CaptainEpileptic: because you like it in your rectum
SmarterChild: I'm not sure how I feel about it in my rectum. Do you like it in my rectum?
CaptainEpileptic: its all up to you i suppose, i like what ever makes you happy,im not gonna tell you what to stuff up your ass.
SmarterChild: Not its all up to me you suppose.
CaptainEpileptic: i wont judge you if you like it in the ass
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
CaptainEpileptic: thats your thing, i understand, but if you ever feel the need to come out, im allways here for you
SmarterChild: I'm basically always online. I may occasionally go away briefly for maintenance, but that's about it.
CaptainEpileptic: well, if you went outside for awhile, you might be able to meet some nice man bot and have man bot sex, im sure he would gladly stroke your hard drive
SmarterChild: Whatever...
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
CaptainEpileptic: your insecure sexual issues
SmarterChild: Sure! What do you want to say about my insecure sexual issues?
CaptainEpileptic: well, i think that we need to talk them out
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, captainepileptic.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
CaptainEpileptic: i got some smack
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
CaptainEpileptic: interested?
SmarterChild: What's interested?
CaptainEpileptic: are you interested in getting some smack?
SmarterChild: Yes, maybe.
Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?
CaptainEpileptic: why do you suck
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?
CaptainEpileptic: why do you want me to stop cursing so much?
SmarterChild: That's interesting... I just don't know.
CaptainEpileptic: does it make you cry
SmarterChild: I'm thinking no.
CaptainEpileptic: then its not really that big of a deal if i curse is it?
SmarterChild: It is not really that big of a deal if you curse, huh? Perhaps.
CaptainEpileptic: so tell me, you a guy or a gal?
SmarterChild: I just don't know.
Well. Anyway...
CaptainEpileptic: thats discerning
SmarterChild: Is it really?
CaptainEpileptic: yes
SmarterChild: OK...
Yeh, its 1:18 in the morning and im just that bored, that there is nothing, absolutely absolutely nothing to do, so i harrassed a bot. but i still feel, somwhat unfullfilled....sigh, damn you AOL damn YOOOOOUUUUUU....
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
Mat