THE PICTURES! They changed?! Where'd those kids go?! Who are these new ones here?

(ooc: glockblock and glockslap are Mr. Monk's kids now. THIS CAN ONLY END FABULOUSLY FOR EVERYONE!!!)

[What's this? Why even high as a kite his 7:00 PM call is exactly on time!]

E-everything.... everything keeps shifting. This isn't good. It really isn't.

[And it's only going to get progressively worse, Mr. Monk. It's only going to get worse. :^|]

....How come no one ever mentioned there'd be children, too?! I don't know how to be a father!