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mr_panophobic

Mr. Monk and the Little Monks

Sep 17, 2009 16:51

....How come no one ever mentioned there'd be children, too?! I don't know how to be a father!

mayfield is going to be the death of me, more brainwashed people?!, ohgodkids, heeeelp!

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temporaltantei September 18 2009, 00:45:40 UTC

[and it's killing him to say this, but he really feels rather sorry for the American...]

... Would you like some help with them?

mr_panophobic September 18 2009, 01:12:15 UTC

Please? How do you take care of kids? At least they're not in the messiest stages, but.... they're kids!

temporaltantei September 18 2009, 01:27:25 UTC

Which house are you in?

mr_panophobic September 18 2009, 01:28:44 UTC

1669 Nelson Road.

[When you get there, you will notice this is the guy who walks a full loop every morning, counting his steps in intervals of ten as he goes.]

temporaltantei September 18 2009, 01:32:59 UTC

[It takes a while (he can't tell you the exact time to the millisecond, since this town stole his watch), but he makes it to the house.

A knock on the door.]

mr_panophobic September 18 2009, 01:33:55 UTC

[Mr. Monk jumps a little and opens the door.]

H-hello?

Monk's gonna have a field day with this kid's name... temporaltantei September 18 2009, 01:39:17 UTC

[And Saguru suddenly realized that had he not told the neurotic man his name over the phone. Oh well. At least it was mutual... And his British accent is rather distinctive in this town]

Hello. I believe we spoke over the phone, although I neglected to introduce myself by name. I am Saguru Hakuba.

Part of the reason I love playing non-anime characters--FUN WITH CULTURE SHOCK! mr_panophobic September 18 2009, 01:44:40 UTC

[Yes, yes, he recognizes the voice. He's also studying you for loose threads, dirt, stray buttons, et al. If his collar and tie are not perfectly straight he's going to be reaching out to straighten it for you while talking.]

Hello, Mr. Hamuba. I'm Adrian Monk.

... Hamuba... rotflol temporaltantei September 18 2009, 01:50:25 UTC

[No ned to worry, Mr. Monk. This is one detective who takes an inordinate amount of pride in his appearance. There is not so much as a thread out of place on the teenager's three-piece tweed suit.

And he's going to ignore the butchering of his family name. At least the American did not attempt to pronounce "Saguru".]

A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Monk.

Unfortunately, I cannot say that I have had very much experience with children, but I am willing to assist you in this matter.

I have made a LIST of ways he could mess up Hakuba. :^|b mr_panophobic September 19 2009, 19:50:35 UTC

[And not even a stray hair. Well, Monk is certainly impressed.]

Th-th-thanks. I'm sorry about this, but I-I-I just don't know what to do with kids! Even if they're drones like everyone keeps saying they are.

[Steps aside to let Hakuba in. Remember to wipe your feet thoroughly. He's watching you. B^|]

Oh gosh... I want to see that list... temporaltantei September 19 2009, 20:52:08 UTC

[He might not have wiped his feet as thoroughly as Monk would have liked, but more than the average person would have.]

Well, have you asked them what they want to do?

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