I thought it was a great idea to begin with.
"I shall scan my favourite 13 records" I thought. Fantastic! I switched on my scanner (an A3 one, naturally, because I tried using an ordinary sized one and the albums sleeves were too big) and...
"TWAIN ERROR."
What is this? Perhaps a comment on the release of Mark Twain's autobiography? Maybe it's a sign from the universe telling me that a similar plan of my own in the field of autobiographical writings would likewise be an error. But what? The message is too cryptic! Was it an error for Twain to pen his life at all? Or was it an error to wait 100 years to publish it?
What then????
Oh... I hadn't plugged it into my computer.