let me know when u and her close together...after yall are all done locking up...youll proceed to your car where u act like it wont start/batteries dead...shell offer to jumpstart the car...as she hooks up the cables...cuz you "dont know how"..ill come from behind and hit her in the head with a tire iron, to keep with the car theme, rendering her unconscious...then we put her in a bag a feces, and by feces i mean baby mice cuz its from donnie darko and she didnt like it...BITCH...anyhooo? we take her and the baby mice to some abandoned building not so nearby and wait til she comes to...here we slowly torture, starting at the torso and moving outward...to begin with we drill little by little into her belly button cuz that seems kinda painful. then we move onto the legs, ive always found that the back of my legs are sorta sensitive so well get some dry ice and hold it onto the backs of her legs, causing frostbite...then the acheles? tendon has to sustain some damage...being cut? onto the toes...ripping off of toenails of course....now back up to the neck...strangulation sounds good but not to kill her, just yet, just to black out...well move onto armpit are...papercuts around that area i remember from somewhere rather small cuts with very sharp knife with salt/alcohol poured over them, if the pain of this doesnt wake her up well skip the armsand go on to the cutting off of fingers...not all at once, but joint by joint, ending with the whole hand coming off....now onto the head...ive always wanted to try the chinese torture thing with water drops on the head ...well sort of...we cut off her eyelids...all the cutting will be done with sterile utensils in case we cant go thru with killing her,,dont want any infections...so nanyways eyelids are gone and we drop water into her eyes, alternating right left cuz i dont like the "standard" left to right but eventually it wouldseeem to be left right but i would konw other wise, alright so now we go onto odd facial piercings likethru the cheeks middle of the forehead chin sideburn are and finish off the head with removal of teeth, punching would be nice, and not necessarily scalping, but wed shave her hair and give her a really reall bad razor burn thing going,, enough to destroy all follicles..then after all this we go grab a bite to eat...i like subway...so we come back and perform a lobotomy cuz anyone who doesnt like these movies is crazy, so yea...after this is all done we go home for a good nights rest...come back early in the morning...here...we pretend were gonna let her go so she goes running off, but outside weve set a beartrap like the claw thing that chomps on her leg...so we bring her back in, trap still attached, ask her wut she thinks about the movie now ...if she changes her opinion we continue to torture her for being a pussy and not sticking with her opinions...if she sticks with it we off her once and for all, then feed her to the mice...when theres just bones, well grind em up and mix it up into a plaster in which youll use to make a fresco of ummm frank running over gretchen or something...if she changes her opinion well bring in some matches and set those areas still in tact on fire, then tie her down nice and good and jsut let the rats finish her off...after theyre done we take the bones crush em bla bla bla she shouldnt of mouthed off about donnie darko and memento....u in college station yet??
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"after all this is done we go grab a bite to eat...i like subway"
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