let me know when u and her close together...after yall are all done locking up...youll proceed to your car where u act like it wont start/batteries dead...shell offer to jumpstart the car...as she hooks up the cables...cuz you "dont know how"..ill come from behind and hit her in the head with a tire iron, to keep with the car theme, rendering her unconscious...then we put her in a bag a feces, and by feces i mean baby mice cuz its from donnie darko and she didnt like it...BITCH...anyhooo? we take her and the baby mice to some abandoned building not so nearby and wait til she comes to...here we slowly torture, starting at the torso and moving outward...to begin with we drill little by little into her belly button cuz that seems kinda painful. then we move onto the legs, ive always found that the back of my legs are sorta sensitive so well get some dry ice and hold it onto the backs of her legs, causing frostbite...then the acheles? tendon has to sustain some damage...being cut? onto the toes...ripping off of toenails of course....now
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the new girl at work hates donnie darko and memento
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"after all this is done we go grab a bite to eat...i like subway"
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