For days now, I’ve been planning my next major rant. I haven’t actually BEEN ranting before now, for the simple reason that it’s the Christmas season and I have a sort of tendency to become disgustingly good natured during this time of year. I have an image to maintain, dammit, and you, my little snarklings, have no interest in reading a bunch of
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"I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity."
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Oh, and I saw Rocky Balboa. Jason - "I give it 2 fins up"
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"I wanna go in armed with knowledge. Fuck it. I wanna go in BRISTLING with fucking knowledge; armed to the goddamned and grunting out intimidating one-liners like Rambo with PMS and a hard-on. I want to say the kind of evil shit that knocks over unccordinated people and makes the elderly and bright-eyed little virgin-eared children fall over DEAD. I wanna get a tattoo of a gun barrel down the length of my tongue to show people I MEAN GODDAMNED BUSINESS!"
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good luck.
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