BEST NEWS OF THE PAST 8 MONTHS
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY DAD GOT OFFERED A JOB IN FUCKING CLEARWATER FUCKING FLORIDA HOLY FUCK I CAN'T BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW INSANELY FUCKING AWESOME THIS IS. THANK YOU GOD FOR FINALLY FUCKING DOING THIS AND MAKING ME HAPPY. YES YES YES YES YES YES. BEST FUCKING THING TO HAPPEN TO MY FAMILY IN SO FUCKING LONG.
Wow.
Did I mention that this kicks major ass?
There's still some details that need to be worked out, but my dad's gonna accept, and he's gonna go down to work. My mother, sister and I will stay here, and the company will pay for my dad to come up like twice a month to visit and help us get the house ready to be put on the market. So I'm not going anywhere for a while. It will take several months to get the house ready, lots of shit has to be done to it.
But holy shit, I'm pumped.
I want to hug everyone.
- A fucking amazingly happy Dan Man