May 04, 2009 13:32
I'm having some very strange vibes going on today. I feel like something big is on the horizon. Strange vibes. Bad vibes.
Well, i survived my first day at Abercrombie and Fitch. Not bad at all. I just have to stand at the door and say (specifically), "whats goin on?" to everyone that walks in the door. Its like i'm working at wal mart as one of those old senior greeters. (remember in idiocracy? : "Welcome to wal mart. I love you." ah jeez. I can't believe i'm getting paid for this. Ugh, and everytime i catch myself in a mirror in my polo and flip flops i just wanna hurl. Plus i just wanna do push ups the whole time cuz all the guys on the wall are beautiful and I wanna look like that.
I had a fantastic time with my brother in town from san diego. Uhg! we're SOO gay! and just add in my mom and we are just a..."hot mess" as Britton would say. We had a meet and greet party for him and he was TRASHED and just got really tacky. Callin everyone out. Talkin bout "low budget 'this'" and "low budget 'that'." Then he started kissin on my man while i was inside so my moms friend had to put him to bed! THAT was funny. He was like, "Ethan, why are they puttin me to beeeed?" I was just like, idk! All he kept saying to me at the party was, "Ethan, your boy is so cute. omg, i'd die!" Bananas.
Okay...the boy is calling........clingy bastard, lol, jk.