"Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us without words?" Marcel Marceau.
I fucking hate mimes. They come from France. By default everything from France sucks, especially the men, and you know exactly what they suck on. How can you trust a mime? They have all that makeup that they hide behind and if you haven't noticed, they wear the same clothes that prisoners wear. Coincidence? I think not. Clowns are inherently evil. Mimes are clowns. Therefore using the transitive property of Colbert Knows All, you should know that mimes are evil.
I would tell you to not listen to them, but that's not necessary since mimes don't talk. I'm pretty sure people's larynxs are removed along with their souls when they become a mime.
I wonder what possesses people to become mimes. Well, self, wonder no longer, I'll tell you. It's all people who sold their souls. Mimes are probably rich beyond measure, in the process of saving a loved one from death, or even worse, immortal. Marcel Marceau is famous. And he's a mime. I rest my case.
Mimes, you're on notice.
I would tell you to not listen to them, but that's not necessary since mimes don't talk. I'm pretty sure people's larynxs are removed along with their souls when they become a mime.
I wonder what possesses people to become mimes. Well, self, wonder no longer, I'll tell you. It's all people who sold their souls. Mimes are probably rich beyond measure, in the process of saving a loved one from death, or even worse, immortal. Marcel Marceau is famous. And he's a mime. I rest my case.
Mimes, you're on notice.