"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."
-- George Carlin

A graphic example of my life with a crappy dial-up connection.


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I found this while cleaning out my late Father's papers.
It is a carbon copy with no title or author. I have reproduced it as typed.

( 50+ year old smut )

If you've never visited Engrish.com you don't know what you're missing!
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( Pic from the Adult Section )