Welcome to the Wedding of London and Gigi.
We are gathered here today to witness the joining of two pullips into... well, still two pullips literally, but METAPHORICALLY they're becoming one.
Gigi: Huh?
London: Never mind love, she's just saying nice things.
Gigi: Oh, ok.
Before they do the ring exchange, London and Gigi would like to say their own vows. London, please proceed.
London: Ginger Shelly Rockmananov, when I first met you, I thought you were one of the prettiest dolls I'd ever seen. Then you bent over to pick something up, and you had the sweetest ass I'd ever seen. From that moment on, I knew I wanted to totally makey-outy with you at some point in the future, preferably sober - THAT'S how hot your ass is. I was even more interested after discovering that you were one of the few women on earth my sister hadn't slept with yet.
Portia: HEY!
London: But as the initial haze of hot pullip lovin' subsided, what started to show was your warm smile, your bubbly personality, and the most beautiful thing about you, your enormous heart. That is when I knew what I felt for you was more than just lust, but true love. I love you, Gigi, and I'm so happy you are agreeing to be my wife. I swear I will try my best to be the best husband I can be to you, because I already know you will be an incredible wife to me.
*sniffle* Gigi, dear, it's your turn.
Gigi: London Henry Scott, you put the bom in the bom de bom de bom, and the ram in the ramalamadingdong for me. Aside from being the hottest Namu evars, you treat me with tender loving care, you buy me pretty things, and even occasionally steal them for me because you love me just that much. Even when I'm at my most neurotic, you are patient and kind, and even when I'm at my most annoying, you find me adorable and endearing. I've seen you change from the meaniehead that was the other man to my best friend's now-ex-girlfriend who was a lying slut -
Paris: HEY!
Gigi: To the gentle, lovable Namu who knows when to be serious and when to have a damn good time. I hope you never change, because I love you and think you're perfect just the way you are. Thank you for loving me and making me the happiest Gigi on earth. Oh, and the sex is 100% awesome, let's keep it that way.
London: WORD.
Audrey: Oh, mon dieu, zis wedding is so beautiful. I've never been so happy for other people!
Kate: Totally. And damn, my woman looks hot in her bridesmaid dress.
Paris: I can't believe Gigi, I SO do not lie...
*sniffle, sobs, blows nose* All right, London, Gigi, please join hands and repeat after me, London first: I, London Henry Scott, take you, Ginger Shelly Rockmananov, to be my wedded wife.
London: I, London Henry Scott, take you, Ginger Shelly Rockmananov, to be my wedded wife.
To have and to hold, to always love and cherish, until "death" do us part.
London: To have and to hold, to always love and cherish, until "death" do us part.
Ok, Gigi, your turn: I, Ginger Shelly Rockmananov, take you, London Henry Scott, to be my wedded husband.
Gigi: I, Ginger Shelly Rockmananov, take you, London Henry Scott, to be my wedded husband.
To have and to hold, to always love and cherish, until "death" do us part.
Gigi: To have and to hold, to always love and cherish, until "death" do us part.
I do.
London: I do.
Gigi: I do, too!
I now pronounce you Namu and wife.
*sobs, boo-hoos* London, you may kiss the bride!
London: FINALLY! Gimme some sugar, sweet-cheeks!
Gigi: Whoo!
Ladies and, er, ladies, and those watching via the future LJ post, it is my pleasure to introduce you all to Mr. and Mrs. London Scott!
*thunderous plastic applause from Monique, Portia, Paris, Kate, and Audrey*
The Newlyweds!
And here's some formal pictures - had to take some shots of the happy couple, of course! AND the beautiful bride! xD
Awwww. My personal favorite of the lovey-dovey pictures. xD
THE END.
And on that note, now's a good time to mention that I have to go on a pic-ficcing hiatus. I'm moving the first weekend of July, and the next two weeks are filled with move-in shtuff, and the weekends will be filled with wedding busyness for my friend Holly! Plus I'm going to need a new bookshelf ASAP, 'cuz I've been using the one at home... so yeah. Suffice it to say, I don't know when I'll be back. But before you get all mad at me, keep in mind as soon as a week ago, I was gonna have to say goodbye for GOOD, as I didn't have a digital camera of my own (Been using my folks's). Luckily for you guys, a great sale came up on Amazon, and I got a great camera for a really decent price. =D So I WILL in fact be back, but I'm not sure how soon. I'd say by August if I had to wager a guess, but that is by no means a guarantee. And once I get my camera, there's nothing saying that I won't be showing off my new apartment with my plastic roommates. ;D
So, goodbye! For now!