'Sup, ladies?

[mozapheliac]

Sometimes, such as now, I really wish that I was a lesbian. The only thing stopping me is the unfortunate intensity with which I love and lust for the less fair sex. Damn heterosexuality ruins everything.

I wish GLAAD would establish some sort of heterosexual rehabilitation center, where one can go to cleanse oneself of their ill-advised

Comments

[stella_tursica]

I Feel your pain. Totally. I'm pretty sure scissoring would be really boring.

[sluggo4]

You could always just decide to be a LUG (Lesbian Until Graduation).

[lamelodieduvous]

there's just something about a penis, that woman don't have. strap ons are crap, cold and lifeless. penis is where it's at.

[supervixen22]

Yeah but you know, I bet it would be just as hard with the ladies. Some lesbos can be more bitchy or flaky than men.