You're Invited!
What?: A Pity Party!
Where?: Here!
When?: Right now!
I am so royally screwed. How, you ask? Well, it's like this: I got an incredibly shitty draw number, and as a consequence, was waitlisted in all of my classes for next semester, save one. However, the one that I did get into- Advanced Russian- I'm going to have to drop because, due to extraneous circumstances (yes, that is the vague euphemism I'm going to use there), I will no longer be studying Russian over the summer, and will therefore have to take Intermediate rather than Advanced Russian next semester.
So, technically, I'm not registered for any classes for next semester. Fuck my head.
Basically, I am now in a situation where I have no idea how I'm going to graduate, becuase I was shut out of all the classes that I need to fulfill my major. And with it being so late in the semester, I know that I have absolutely no chance of doing anything over the summer that would in any way look good on a grad school application. And worst of all, my advisor is ignoring me. I emailed him a week ago, and he has yet to email me back. I've stopped by his office, which he apparently never visits.
I think I have an ulcer in my eye -- is that possible? Fucking fuck! What the fuck? Oh fuck! Fuck my fuck, I am so fucking fucked.
Man, now I'm going to have to drop out of college and become a prostitute. Then I'm going to get syphilis and die, just like Joan Crawford. Fuck.
I'm going to go sacrifice a virgin, maybe that'll appease the gods and things will start looking up.
Where?: Here!
When?: Right now!
I am so royally screwed. How, you ask? Well, it's like this: I got an incredibly shitty draw number, and as a consequence, was waitlisted in all of my classes for next semester, save one. However, the one that I did get into- Advanced Russian- I'm going to have to drop because, due to extraneous circumstances (yes, that is the vague euphemism I'm going to use there), I will no longer be studying Russian over the summer, and will therefore have to take Intermediate rather than Advanced Russian next semester.
So, technically, I'm not registered for any classes for next semester. Fuck my head.
Basically, I am now in a situation where I have no idea how I'm going to graduate, becuase I was shut out of all the classes that I need to fulfill my major. And with it being so late in the semester, I know that I have absolutely no chance of doing anything over the summer that would in any way look good on a grad school application. And worst of all, my advisor is ignoring me. I emailed him a week ago, and he has yet to email me back. I've stopped by his office, which he apparently never visits.
I think I have an ulcer in my eye -- is that possible? Fucking fuck! What the fuck? Oh fuck! Fuck my fuck, I am so fucking fucked.
Man, now I'm going to have to drop out of college and become a prostitute. Then I'm going to get syphilis and die, just like Joan Crawford. Fuck.
I'm going to go sacrifice a virgin, maybe that'll appease the gods and things will start looking up.