99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, thank god they're all Guiness!!
Children shall be the death of me. I'm worn, I'm ragged, and my brain hurts. A child told me I was wrong today, one told me he wears spf 200 sunscreen, and another asked me no joke 10 times what her homework was at various points during the day even though we have a homework agenda on the board that was written out all day long. Ireland isn't even going to know what hits them when I get there. Thank god alcoholism is exceptable there.