Brad and I went on a psuedo honeymoon. hahaha
My baby is cuuuute as shit.
Santa Clause on vacation. No joke. He's cheating on the Mrs. though.
5 minutes before mocking Brad and making him not speak to me for like 2 hours out of the trip.
At The Block
Flattering.
I was making a pouty face because Brad said something that annoyed me. Who knows what it was.
"Look, I took a picture of a picture of a picture!"
My designated parking spot.
We make the best faces. My eyebrows look gone almost because of the flash.
I swear they're on though.
My baby.
Getting off on the exit to get gas once we were almost all out because my card wouldn't work until my mom transferred funds. This dude was all over the freeway going as fast as us and shit, and then at the stop sign, he just went through it. hahaha
The only two boys I'll ever need in my life.
Those legs need some tattoos so nobody makes comments about how pale I am. hahahaha
"I'm running at an incredible rate!"
I like this picture a lot. I would have liked it better if I had remembered to put makeup on though so I don't look like a zombie. Yes, there you have it folks, me without makeup.
Rays of light emit from Brad's nostrils.
We don't take pictures seriously enough.
Cute.
Fuck, I am so fucking pale. hahahaha. I enjoy picking his nose, a.k.a. getting us in car accidents.
He sings to Death Threat and I get bored.
"Sup babes?!"
You can add your own caption to this one. hahaha
I'm way buffer than him. Check out my guns.
Brad isn't that tough, don't let him fool you.
Really, he's not tough.
As Brad is making huge hand gestures to the car in front of him saying "GET OUT OF THE WAY" he knocks the macho Del Taco cup full of the sunflower seed shells he spit into it all over me. Awesome.
He obviously thought it was hilarious.
I like this face on him. hahaha
We are stonedddddd.
He listens to lame music.
I'm just kidding.
He sings along, and I wonder what the people who see him do it are wondering. hahahah. It probably looks like he's yelling at me. hahaha. Like the people in Target think he's abusing me when he puts me in a chokehold and tackles me into an aisle and then when they walk by, he pats my back. hahahaha
Uhhhhh
"STOP" he's trying to pass a car and I don't care. hahaha
I finally put makeup on. hahaha