MEDIC!!

My old man socked me in the eye!

Ya gotta be kiddin' me. It looks like.. a dollhouse room.

Can five manly men guys even fit in there?!

edit: That snail is strangely familiar...

Shit. Someone tipped off the staff sergeant. I got caught trying to copy the keycard for the newbie recruit utilities/laundry room...with the yellow dye in my pocket.

So.. yah. You don't wanna know what they're making me do as punishment.

Today's been really shitty.

I need a laugh.