LOLSURVEY :D
So I found this too awesome questionnaire, and I needed to do it. Y'know, 100Q about Johnny's Entertainment fangirling, HOW COULD I NOT DO IT?
1. Which JE band is your favourite?
Uuuh.. At first it was KAT-TUN, then it became NEWS, and now it's pretty much KAT-TUNEWSKANJANIARASHIKIS-MY-FT2ADFGSGA;DGAHJEVERYTHING. FU, Jyani, for making me love everything and be confused about things like favourites D:
But, if I have to choose, I guess it's still NEWS.
2. Why?
Cause they're adorable, funny, awesome, ask;jdhjHOT. And I pretty much love all of them. NO, I WON'T GIVE YOU A MORE ORIGINAL ANSWER.
3. Who is your favourite Johnny?
I hate this question.
Right now it's pretty much Jin. But there's like 20 others I'd want to put here too (YamapiRyoShigeKokiMassuFujigayaNikaidoMatsujunKoyamaUedaNakamaruKameShoonUchiWTFFFFF D:).
4. Why?
Why Jennifer Jin? Uh.. I dunno. He's stuck up and stupid and kinda high on himself, but.. srsly, the man is made of awesomeness. I can't even come up with a good reason why, HE JUST IS. And I pretty much love his vocals.
5. When was your very first contact with a Johnny?
My very first? I've been in the Jrock fandom for ages, and I've always been hearing stuff about Johnny's Entertainment. I have no idea when I looked up the first JE video on youtube just for the lulz, nor what it was. I remember watching the TEPPEN PV a year or so ago and laughing my ass off at the happy!water!ghei, but I don't think that was the first :x
6. Who was it?
lol :D
7. How did you know him?
lol :D
8. When actually did you really start listening/liking the JE?
When I watched Nobuta wo Produce October 2007, so I'm still pretty newbish :D
9. What incident brought you into JE?
When I completed it I felt completely empty and in desperate need of more, and since I had no other drama downloaded and cause I kind of had Seishun Amigo looping in my brain, I spent some time with youtube and then I was hooked.
10. Do you have a favourite JE song?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Too many, I couldn't even name a few.
11. Do you listen to them the most?
What? My favourite songs? Yeah, I pretty much only listen to my way too many favourite songs, but the amount is growing pretty quickly and most of my JE songs will be favourites in not too long.. so..
12. If not, who is your favourite band/artist?
I've already answered this, haven't I? Or am I not getting something here?
13. Which band/singer did you listen/like the most before JE?
Dir en grey, AFI, MUCC, Brand New, The Decemeberists, heidi., Merry, Kagrra, TOOMANYBANDSOMG D: I'm still listening to it, and it's all so unbelievably awesome and I love it.
-KATTUN-
14. Who is your favorite in KAT-TUN?
Jin, duh.
15. Why?
He's just.. I HAVE TRIED ANSWERING THIS BEFORE AND I FAILED, WHY AGAIN? D: He's Jin and he's hawt and I HAVE NO GOOD REASON BESIDES THE ATTRACTION.
16. Do you have a favorite song of KAT-TUN?
I have loads. Some of them; No Mataa Mataa, NEVER AGAIN, the single version of Real Face, I LIKE IT, Yorokobi no Uta, Your Side, SIGNAL, Bokura no Machi de.. adhjs;hajd why did I even think I could do this? (And yeah, I'm totally not including solos etc in this.)
17. Do you have a favorite live perf of Kat-tun? (solos counts, too)
ONE? Dhurr.. off the top of my head; SIX SENSES from Utawara 2006.06.11, every performance of Jin's Pinky & ha-ha, Koki's REAL7 + Shorty from SC 2006.07.02 (OMGFUJIGAYA, too.), Real Face from Utawara 2006.09.17 (With all the little girls, and aaaaah, it's amazing.), THERE ARE MORE, I JUST REFUSE TO MAKE THIS LIST A 100 PERFORMANCES :D
18. Do you have a favorite show appearance of KAT-TUN?
NO. I LOVE THEM ALL.
19. Who do you think can sing the best of KAT-TUN?
JIN (followed by Koki. Koki needs to sing more D:).
20. Who do you think can dance the most of KAT-TUN?
I have NO idea. I don't know shit about dance and am either just amazed by the fact that they actually remember all those moves or lmaoing at how stupid the moves look.
21. Who is the girliest of KAT-TUN?
I really want to say Ueda, although he's really not at times, but.. yeah.. Ueda.
22. Who is the manliest of KAT-TUN?
It's kinda Jin, but at the same time really not. Maybe Koki? Maru? Fuck, I dunno.
23. Who is the cutest member of KAT-TUN?
Ueda? :D
24. Who is the funniest member of KAT-TUN?
Koki. When he's not doing those weird "DA!"-sketches with Maru. I seriously don't get those.
25. Who is the most prettiest in KAT-TUN?
I DUNNOOOOOOOO. Ueda, maybe? "Pretty" just doesn't seem to suit anyone else :c
26. Who has the best appearance in KAT-TUN?
JIN. OBVIOUSLY.
(WHY IS THERE NO QUESTION TO WHICH I COULD ANSWER MARU? D:)
-NewS-
27. Who is your favorite in NewS?
Ryo or Yamapi.. or Shige.. or Massu D: I DON'T KNOW D:
28. Why?
... :D
29. Do you have a favorite song of NewS?
TOO MANY D:
Weeeek, Why, IZANAIZUKI, Cherish, Hadashi no Cinderella Boy, ALIBI, Ai Nante, Hoshi wo Mezashite, Yawarakana Mama de, SHOCK ME, Zutto, DREAMS, Taiyou no Namida, Bambina, Utsukushiisugite Beautiful Eyes (Why yes, I'm kind of hypeing the Taiyou single :D), AND LIKE ALL OF THEM D: (still not counting solos~)
30. Do you have a favorite live perf of NewS? (solos counts, too)
But.. NO.. D: TOO MUCH AWESOME TO CHOOSE FROM. All the solos from the NEWS DVD and Chirarizumu and IZANAIZUKI cause the Kuchizuke wo is made of srs awesome. And I have watched too many to remember and my files are EVERYWHERE so I can't look through them. OH, and Kusano's She's All Mine. And Yamapi's Lovexxxx. AND EVERYTHING. LEAVE ME ALONE D:
31. Do you have a favorite show appearance of NewS?
News wo Abake, of course. And the Utaban one whith the electric chairs. And basically every single one from Domoto Kyoudai, Utaban, Heyx3.. D:
32. Who do you think can sing the best of NewS?
Technically, I have to say Tego, but.. I kinda like Shige or Yamapi's vocals more.
33. Who do you think can dance the most of NewS?
I still have no idea :D
34. Who is the girliest of NewS?
TEGOSHI, OBVIOUSLY. HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL ABOUT 90% OF THE TIME.
35. Who is the manliest of NewS?
Probably Ryo, though I kinda have a hard time seeing any Johnny's as manly. The manskirts, pink and sparkly kinda ruins that image, imo.
36. Who is the cutest member of NewS?
MASSU. DEFINITELY.
37. Who is the funniest member of NewS?
I laugh the most at Ryo, cause his meanish comments are hilarious? :D
38. Who is the most prettiest in NewS?
Uchi? :D (I KINDA WANT HIM AND KUSANO BACK. SOON, PLZ, JOHNNY?)
39. Who has the best appearance in NewS?
The best appearance? D: Uh.. Yamapi, probably? When he's not looking like he's not been eating for a year.
40. Do you have a favorite PV of NewS?
TEPPEN or Weeeek :D I guess I kinda like the happyhappy sort.
-Kanjani8-
41. Who is your favourite in Kanjani8?
Ryo, but I've already brought him up in NEWS, so.. Subaru or Yasu? :D
42. Why?
Well, I love all of Kanjani cause they're hilarious, but I dunno.. Subaru.. he's just so weird and awesome and funny and yeah, I'm very creative when answering these kinds of questions.
And Yasu is just too cute and bouncy and happy!ghei and everything.
43. Do you have a favorite song of Kanjani8?
IT'S MY SOUL & WAHAHA! And Eden, Sukiyanen Osaka, Kanfuu Fighting, Naniwa Iroha Bushi, Osaka Rainy Blues, Mugendai, Misetekure.. etc.
44. Do you have a favorite live perf of Kanjani8? (solos counts, too)
Haha, pretty much everything. They're always fun to watch. Or maybe Eden from SCP, it's the only one I can remember right now. I need to organize my files soon.
45. Do you have a favorite show appearance of Kanjani8?
AFAGFDSHGAFDGHA, SukaJ with the Leah Dizon interview. Fanboying Ryo kinda kills me. And Utaban from 2007.10.18!
46. Who do you think can sing the best of Kanjani8?
Again, technically it's probably Subaru, but I like Ryo's vocals the best.
47. Who do you think can dance the most of Kanjani8?
I DON'T KNOW.
48. Who is the girliest of Kanjani8?
Yasu! ...lol, or Uchi. Probably Uchi.
49. Who is the manliest of Kanjani8?
Yoko, maybe.
50. Who is the cutest member of Kanjani8?
Yasu.
51. Who is the funniest member of Kanjani8?
ALL OF THEM, TOGETHER. YES.
52. Who is the most prettiest in Kanjani8?
UCHIUCHIUCHIUCHIUCHI.
53. Who has the best appearance in Kanjani8?
RYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. (yah, I'm getting kinda tired of this by now :D)
54. Do you have a favourite PV of Kanjani8?
WAHAHA. It is made of too much awesomeness and I WANT PERFORMANCES OF THAT SONG, NOW D:
-Arashi-
55. Who is your favorite in Arashi?
JUN. HE IS ONE OF THE MOST GOOD LOOKING PERSONS I HAVE EVER SEEN. YES.
56. Why?
CAUSE HE IS TEH PRETTY. YES, I AM TOTALLY JUNBAITED.
57. Do you have a favorite song of Arashi?
Kitto Daijoubu, probably. I haven't been an Arashifan that long, it's pretty obvious, isn't it?
58. Do you have a favorite live perf of Arashi? (solos counts, too)
I have seen way too few live performances by them to answer this, seriously ._.
59. Do you have a favorite show appearance of Arashi?
EVERY UTABAN, cause the Ohno/Nakai fight is some good shit.
60. Who do you think can sing the best of Arashi?
Ohno, by far.
61. Who do you think can dance the most of Arashi?
LOL
62. Who is the girliest of Arashi?
Jun or Aiba.
63. Who is the manliest of Arashi?
TOTALLY SHO, AND I LOVE HIM FOR IT.
64. Who is the cutest member of Arashi?
Aiba.
65. Who is the funniest member of Arashi?
Ohno, he's so random.
66. Who is the most prettiest in Arashi?
adgahs;hsaJUN.
67. Who has the best appearance in Arashi?
JUN.
68. Do you have a favourite PV of Arashi?
Kitto Daijoubu? Rainbows and stupid dances never fail to be awesome.
-Other Units-
69. Who is your favourite younger unit? (ABC, Ya-Ya-yah, Kiss-my-ft2, Question...)
KISUMAI. DEBUT THEM, JOHNNY, NOW.
70. Who is your favorite older unit? (V6, T&T, Smap, TOKIO, Kinki Kids...)
I'm not much for the older units, cause yeah.. they're older.. but they're all alright, and have some good songs... maybe Tackey & Tsubasa or TOKIO?
71. Do you have a favorite member of any younger or older unit?
Fujigaya or Nikaido or Shoon.
72. Do you have a favorite song of any younger or older unit?
ANYTHING KISUMAI.
73. Do you have a favorite show with any younger or older unit?
Shounen Club? The Jr. League section is always great 8D
74. Do you have a favorite live perf of any younger or older unit?
ANYTHING KISUMAI. (REAL DX together with ABC or any performance of FIRE BEAT or Goodbye, Thank You)
75. Do you have a favorite actor in JE?
No, none of them are too great in acting but I DON'T CARE AND I LIKE EVERYONE'S ACTING :D
76. Do you have a favorite dorama starring with one of JE?
Hana Yori Dango, Hana-Kimi, Nobuta, 1 litre of tears, Stand up!!.. something like that D:
77. What was your very first dorama starring with one of JE?
Nobuta wo Produce :D
78. Which dorama of JE do you watch recently?
I spent the weekend watching Yukan Club with some friends (cause it's too bad to watch alone, but the Jin has to be seen), and am following Honey & Clover and One Pound Gospel.
79. Which dorama of JE do you want to watch?
ISSHUN NO KAZE NI NARE. GIVE ME SUB.
And yeah, I wanna watch Sushi Oji badly too. I WANT MORE FREE TIME.
80. Who do you wish would should start acting, who hasn't yet?
NIKAIDO. BADLY. And I want more Shoon/Fujigaya/Kusano dramas D: Oh, and Ueda.
81. Who do you wish should stop acting, because he sucks at acting?
I DON'T CARE IF THEY SUCK AT ACTING, CAUSE THEY ALL KINDA DO, AND I'M SHALLOW AND LOVE IT ANYWAYS.
-Questions For Fun-
82. Do you think that you are JE addicted?
Well.. yeah..
83. Why do you think so?
Cause I spend most of my time by the computer doing JE-related things.
84. What will you do seeing your favorite Johnny standing in front of your door?
I would probably do something incredibly stupid/embarassing and hate myself for the rest of my life :D
85. What advantages does starting liking JE give you?
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH. None, really? It's not like I care though :D
86. What disadvantages does it give you?
I am no longer OMGHARDCORE and I am becoming more fangirlish, which I enjoy myself but I guess others dislike it quite a lot. And.. uh.. JE EATS MY BRAIN, FREE TIME AND ECONOMY. But I still don't care much.
87. How many times a day do you think about JE?
Are you kidding me?
88. How many times do you have the face of your favorite Johnny around you?
I DON'T KNOW. TOO MANY?
89. If your favorite Johnny or your favourite JE has to grant you a wish, what would it be?
-BRAINEXPLODE-
90. If you have a wish about JE, what would it be?
I WANT TO SUCCEED JOHNNY, cause he should be old enough to die soon anyway.
91. If you are reborn, you wish to be who?
JOHNNYS SUCCESSOR!
92. If you are a Johnny's right now, who do you wish you are?
I don't want to be them, I wan't to be with them D: What's the point of being them?
93. If you can ask your favorite Johnny or your favorite JE band a question, what would it be?
OMG KONNICHIWA CAN I B UR GURLFREND?
94. Did you ever had a dream with a Johhny?
Actually, no. But I practically never remember my dreams anyway.
95. If yes, when was it and what was it?
:D
96. Do you have any realizable goal in your life that has to do with JE?
I want to see a concert, at least. And be the next Johnny. I WOULD BE AN AWESOME JOHNNY. FOR SRS.
97. Do you like JE BL fanfic?
Not really. I read them sometimes, but I haven't liked any so far.
98. If yes, who are the best couple of JE?
.... :D
99. If you are Johnny-san what would you change about JE?
I AM JOHNNY. I would debut Kisumai/ABC/Shoon/Question?/EVERYONE WHO DESERVES IT, return Uchi and Kusano to NEWS/Kanjani8, cause they're all better when they're 8, AND JUST MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE IN GENERAL.
100. Do you like this survey? ^.^
YES. But I am kinda sick of it right now.
Warm Up
1. That you’re doing this, we can assume you like NEWS at least some. Would you consider them your favorite Johnny’s Entertainment group?
YES. Or.. I dunno.. but.. they’re one of my favourites anyway D:
2. Can you name all 6 current members?
Nishikido Ryo, Yamashita Tomohisa, Shigeaki Kato, Koyama Keiichiro, Masuda Takahisa, Tegoshi Yuya
3. What about the 2 not currently around?
Uchi Hiroki, Kusano Hironori
4. Ninth who left a long time ago?
Moriuchi.. whatshisname.
5. How did you learn about NEWS?
Been in the Wapanese fandom forevers and have known about them for quite a long time. I was only into like.. Jrock and Visual kei back then (which I still am, but not ONLY) but I saw some PVs on youtube and generally saw people talking about them.
6. What was your first impression of NEWS?
I thought they were hilarious, reallyreallyreally bad and I couldn’t understand why people liked them.
7. How did you come to like NEWS?
Nobuta wo Produce + youtube = I CANNOT DENY THE AWESOMENESS IN CATCHY BOYBAND ANY LONGERRRRRRRRR.
8. What do you think is NEWS strongest point when compared to other JE/music/talent groups?
~*YAMAPI*~. Like, come on, who didn’t get into NEWS fandom through Yamapi, srsly? And also their way-too-catchy-brain-eating songs as well as the happyshinyghei aura.
9. What do you think is NEWS weakest point when compared to other JE/music/talent groups?
Weak point? NEWS? I do not understand.
10. Are you listening to them right now?
As a matter of fact, I am. MAIAGARE SORA TAKAKU, y’know.
Music Related
11. Do you enjoy NEWS’ music?
Ohyes. I seriously wouldn’t listen to it if I didn’t.
12. What are your 5 favorite NEWS songs? (Released on CD or not)
FIVE? D: I’ll give it a shot though.
Cherish, DREAMS, Say Hello, Ai Nante, Weeeek dahsfdhgsagd Yawarakana mama de, Izanaizuki, Fiesta, Rainbow, ALIBI, Chirarizumu, Why, Hoshi wo mezashite, EVERYSINGLESONGLEAVEMEALONE.
13. What’s your all time favorite solo song?
Pumpkin or Kakao or code or She’s All mine or I DON’T KNOW.
14. What music genre do you consider NEWS?
Cheesyshinygheiboyband.
15. What Japanese song would you love to hear NEWS do a cover of?
ANYTHING JROCK CAUSE IT WOULD MERGE MY FANDOMS AND I WOULD DIE.
16. What nonJapanese song would you love to hear NEWS do a cover of?
BACKSTREET BOYSSSSSSSS!!! :D
17. Do you enjoy songs with all members or smaller groups better?
All members. All EIGHT members, that is.
18. Can you sing all the lyrics to one or more of their songs?
I dunno. I know at least most of some songs, but I haven’t bothered enough to know it all.
19. NEWS Nippon or Kibou~Yell~? (First single vs Debut single)
NEWS Nippon.
Favorite Related
20. Who’s your favorite member?
Okay, so I just tried to even limit myself to like.. three of them, and THAT didn’t even work. I cannot pick one, they’re all too awesome.
21. Who’s your least favorite member?
Okay, so I seriously really like them all, but.. Tegoshi. His vocals are really pretty and he’s fun and adorable and everything, but I just like the others a lot more. SRY TEGO :’<
22. Is there a member you could really do without?
NO. NONE. NEVER. I mean, I guess it’s ALRIGHT with the current lineup, it’s better than nothing and such, but I like eightmemberNEWS so much more D:
23. Your favorite relationship between members (as friendship or more)?
Everyone x everyone in friendship terms. Yes~ <3
24. Who has the best fashion sense?
TEGOSHI *gigglesnort* Srsly though, Massu, cause I lovelovelovelovelove his style.
25. Who normally has the best hairstyles?
Normally? Dhurr. They’ve all had their not-so-good hairstyles and then their dsaghfdhgsaAWESOME ones, so.. I really can’t choose x__x
26. Who’s singing voice is your favorite?
My favourite? YamapiShigeRyoMassuKusano, yes?
27. Speaking voice?
YAMAPI. Or Shige. Shiges voice is hot.
28. What’s your favorite NEWS group magazine shoot picture?
WHAT? :C
29. Solo picture?
You do realise this is a pretty impossible question, don’t you?
30. Favorite shop photo?
BUT I DO NOT KNOW.
31. Favorite CD cover?
x__x Pacific’s really pretty.
32. Favorite DVD? (0304, touch DVD, Sayaendou DVD, Miso Soup
NEWS DVD, duh.
Member Related
33. If the members had become teachers, what do you think each would teach?
Yamapi - This question sucks, I don’t fucking know. Pi could teach maths or something, it would make it a lot more interesting (understatement).
Ryo - Drama, maybe? I AM CONVINCED OF HIS ACTINGSKILLZ AFTER 1LITREOFTEARS AND I HOPE I REMAIN CONVINCED AFTER LAST FRIENDS.
Tegoshi - DHURRR.. Music? He could organize choirs and take harmony himself.
Massu - His love of food really says he should be teaching Cooking classes.
Shige - English!!!!! Cause his English is adorable~
Koyama - I dunno, Japanese, maybe? Thus he could talk lots.
Uchi - HE WOULD BE THE JANITOR AND HE WOULD HAVE TO FIX THINGS AND HE WOULD FAIL <3
Kusano - Like, PE or something physical.
34. Who seems most likely to show a different side of themselves on Christmas Eve?
Guess that’d be Ryo.
35. If NEWS rangers were created, what colors? Don’t associate them with Kanjani, just give them colors.
Yamapi - Pink, this is pretty obvious, right? Kinda sucks though, I like the idea of Uchi as pink ._.
Ryo - Black
Massu - Orange
Shige - Blue
Uchi - Purple. IT HAS TO BE FEMININE, IT JUST HAS TO.
Kusano - Green
Koyama - Red
Tegoshi - Yellow. Lol, leftover.
36. Please make NEWS into the ideal family.
Husband→ Yamapi
Wife→ Koyama, ofc!
Oldest son→ Ryo
Second son→ Shige, this’d be some excellent sibling bullying from Ryo.
Oldest daughter→ Uchi
Little sister→ Tegoshi
Third son→ Kusano
Pet→ Massu
37. NEWS are hosts at a host club you’ve never been in before. Who would you pick after just walking in?
Uh.. Massu, methinks? He’d look happy and nice.
38. What kind of costume would you like to see them wear at a concert that they haven’t already done?
NORMALCLOTHING.
39. How would you like to be related to NEWS?
Husband: EVERYONE.
Boyfriend: EVERYONE.
Best friend: EVERYONE.
Neighbor: NO ONE.
Relative: THIS'D GET ME THOUGHTS OF INCEST = NOT GOOD = NO ONE.
Older brother: Same as above answer x4567345673.
Little brother: Same as above answer x34364367457.
Classmate: ANYONE if it'd lead me to either of the first three. ololol.
40. Assign an animal to each member.
Yamapi - Oh, like a.. uh.. leopard or something? Maybe? x__x
Koyama - saghdaakdh;hsakd. A PARROT CAUSE HE LIKES TO TALK.
Ryo - sdghasfdghaskjh. Something adorable and mean.
Shige - CHICKEN, AHAAHAHAHYPNOTISM. NO :C
Tegoshi - Tego could be a.. FUCKIDUNNO. THIS IS TOO DIFFICULT.
Massu - Hamster <3 Cause it's small and round and cute and okaysoitdoesn'tlookhappybutwhatever it would be adorable.
Kusano - PUPPY. One of those small, furry, brown ones with big puppyeyes and OMGSOKY00T.
Uchi - AHAHAHAH. I can't come up with any animal as funny and fail and pretty as Uchi, but the thought of him as any animal is priceless.
41. Which NEWS member reminds you most of one of your own family members?
Both Koyama and Kusano remind me slightly of two of my cousins at times, but.. uh.. my cousins are not hot (PLZDONTREADTHISCOUSINS) and not japanese and not as adorable and they really are nothing alike.
42. Who seems most likely to dress up on Halloween and/or do cosplay?
Most likely? Urr.. Tegoshi, probably. Or Massu.
43. Who do you think you could pass by on the street without noticing?
Oh God, I really hope I'd notice all of them if D:
44. Who do you think has pulled the most all nighters?
Yamapi, probably.
45. Which member would you want as a boss and why?
Shige, cause he'd be fair and nice and awesome.
46. Who would it be most awkward to catch in the erotic section of a video rental store?
lol, anyone would be awkward besides Massu and maybe Kusano cause they wouldn't care themselves. Shige would probably be the most awkward, poor thing x'D
Drama/TV Related
47. Do you watch the dramas containing NEWS members?
Yeah, if they seem good. I've still got quite a few to watch though.
48. Do you watch dramas that DON’T contain NEWS members?
Of course.
49. Have you seen all the dramas they’ve stared in?
Not at all.
50. What was the first Yamapi drama you saw?
Nobuta Wo Produce~
51. Do you wait for subtitles to watch a drama with NEWS members?
Yeah. I like understanding what the hell they're talking about.
52. Excluding Yamapi, which member of NEWS do you think has the best acting?
Why excluding Yamapi? He's not THAT awesome and godly and ZEBESTACTOREVARRR, wtf. I think Ryo acts the best out of them all (including Yamapi), though I'm mainly basing that on 1 litre of tears but it was so awesome I don't need more. I AM NOT BIASED.
53. Excluding Yamapi, who’s acting do you enjoy the most?
STOP EXCLUDING YAMAPI SFGADSGFA. Though I do enjoy his or Ryos acting the most.
54. Is there a story you’d like to see made into a drama with one or more NEWS member?
Ouran High School Host Club or Nana (cause the movies were too JE-less, y0!).
55. Is there a certain type of role you’d like to see one of them play?
I WANT BAD GUY KOYAMA. LIKE, REALLY, IT'D BE AWESOME.
56. Do you watch Shonen Club?
YES. Shounen Club might be the best thing ever.
57. Is your main reason for watching Shonen Club NEWS as guests or Koyama as host?
No, it's mainly because of the prettyful Juniors, but NEWS guesting and Koyama ain't that bad either~
58. Have you seen Yamapi and/or Tegoshi’s episodes on Shonen Club Premium?
Yup, both.
59. Have you seen any other Shonen Club Premium episodes?
Of course. (lol, only Ohkuras when I think about it. I'm planning to watch MaruSubaruYokoMatsujun's eventually though.)
60. Did you regularly watch Ya-ya-yah!’s TV show?
lolno. I was't in the fandom while they existed.
61. Have you watched many/most of the older episodes?
Uh. Some. Mostly performances though.
62. Did you try watching Hi!Hey!Say! to see Koyama host?
Not reallyyyyy. I've seen some clips and perfs.
63. Do you regularly watch Japanese music shows (Such as Music Fandom Related)
Not regularly. If there's something good on them I watch them, and only that part.
64. Do you scan magazines?
No.. I get mine like two months after they've been scanned by others anyway so there really is no point.
65. Do you write fanfiction?
OHYEAHZ. NC-17 AKAMExCHINEN PR0N.
... NO, I do not write fanfiction.
66. Do you read fanfiction?
Not really. I've read some but they didn't interest me much.
67. Do you draw fanart?
No.
68. Do you enjoy fanart?
Can't say I do.
69. Do you make image manipulations?
No.
70. Do you talk too much about NEWS?
I can control myself. Mostly.
71. Do you download pretty much everything that comes out?
I download everything that seems worth it. And most of it does, so yeah.
72. Do you upload for others?
Occasionally.
73. Do you make music/fan made videos?
No. I have yet to figure out whats good with fanvids (99% of them, anyway).
74. Do you watch fanmade music/fan videos?
SAME ANSWER AS ABOVE.
75. Do you watch fancams?
If the quality is decent and if it's a fancam of something interesting. *cough*ainomatador*cough*
76. Do you do translations?
Translating is fun, so I guess I would if I could? I don't think anyone'd want to read my translations right now though, as I basically only know kawaiinekosushichan and some basic grammar. I could totally translate everytime they've written "kakkoi" though, cause I can read that. I can also read "Yamashita" and "desu".
77. Do you read translations?
If they seem interesting.
78. Do you follow their Jwebs?
Uh, if they get translated I do! Shige's might be the best thing ever.
79. Do you follow the rest of JE, or at least some of it?
Yeaaahhh.. KAT-TUN, Kanjani, Arashi and the juniorunits I'm interested in mostly. Not really the older groups or the really small juniors.
80. Do you follow other Japanese musical groups?
YES. ILUJROCKVISUALKEIAWESOMENESS <3
81. Have you converted other people into NEWS fans?
I HAVE!
82. Do your friends/family not interested in the group know about them?
lolyeah. They think we're kinda nuts.
Merchandise Related
83. Do you own any NEWS CDs?
Yesssssss, and I can't wait for my Summer Time to arrive <3
84. Do you own any DVDs?
Not by NEWS, no.
85. Do you own any magazines?
A few.
86. Do you own any concert goods?
No.
87. Do you own any shop photos?
No.
88. Have any posters on your wall?
I have the one that came with the calendar, but I have yet to put it up.
89. Any other special/not-above-mentioned items?
The calendar?
90. If you could have any NEWS item given to you magically as a gift, what would it be?
NEWS CONCERT IN SWEDEN. STFU, THAT IS AN ITEM.
Final Part is Always Hardest
91. So. Are Uchi and Kusano coming back?
Of course they are :C
92. Do you want them back, why or why not?
HELL YES I WANT THEM BACK. Cause I love them and cause 8member NEWS is better than 6member and cause they made everything even more funny and awesome and dfsahfdsagh PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE D:
93. NEWS members having girlfriends- how do you feel?
I like it. Good for them to get some action, etc. They totally need it.
94. If you could meet and chat with just one of the members once in your life, who?
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: FUCK, I DON'T KNOW. Maybe Shige cause I think we actually could have a conversation and he would probably be just as embarrased and awkward as me.
95. Can you write the kanji for all member names?
I CAN WRITE YAMASHITA, STFU.
96. What do you think of Ryo being in both Kanjani∞ and NEWS?
UCHI IS TOO, Y'KNOW :C But, yeah, I love it. I love RyoUchi in Kanjani, I love RyoUchi in NEWS.
97. NEWS loses another member. Who is it, and why?
dagfsdfasgdfhgasdjh;sdagsdfgs. NO. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO.
98. Do you use the word “tabai”?
Not really. It's fun though.
99. After this, one more question. You have to bring back one of the three lost members to NEWS- who is it?
MORIUCHI, DUH. lolnojkjkjk (Does anyone even like him? srsly?). I dunno between Uchi and Kusano. I like Uchi more, but.. Kusanos vocals are so much love and NEWS would be better if he came bacl, but they need Uchi's fail too and PREASEFORBOTH.
100. Anything you want to say?
I AM JOHNNY. OBEY.
1. Which JE band is your favourite?
Uuuh.. At first it was KAT-TUN, then it became NEWS, and now it's pretty much KAT-TUNEWSKANJANIARASHIKIS-MY-FT2ADFGSGA;DGAHJEVERYTHING. FU, Jyani, for making me love everything and be confused about things like favourites D:
But, if I have to choose, I guess it's still NEWS.
2. Why?
Cause they're adorable, funny, awesome, ask;jdhjHOT. And I pretty much love all of them. NO, I WON'T GIVE YOU A MORE ORIGINAL ANSWER.
3. Who is your favourite Johnny?
I hate this question.
Right now it's pretty much Jin. But there's like 20 others I'd want to put here too (YamapiRyoShigeKokiMassuFujigayaNikaidoMatsujunKoyamaUedaNakamaruKameShoonUchiWTFFFFF D:).
4. Why?
Why Jennifer Jin? Uh.. I dunno. He's stuck up and stupid and kinda high on himself, but.. srsly, the man is made of awesomeness. I can't even come up with a good reason why, HE JUST IS. And I pretty much love his vocals.
5. When was your very first contact with a Johnny?
My very first? I've been in the Jrock fandom for ages, and I've always been hearing stuff about Johnny's Entertainment. I have no idea when I looked up the first JE video on youtube just for the lulz, nor what it was. I remember watching the TEPPEN PV a year or so ago and laughing my ass off at the happy!water!ghei, but I don't think that was the first :x
6. Who was it?
lol :D
7. How did you know him?
lol :D
8. When actually did you really start listening/liking the JE?
When I watched Nobuta wo Produce October 2007, so I'm still pretty newbish :D
9. What incident brought you into JE?
When I completed it I felt completely empty and in desperate need of more, and since I had no other drama downloaded and cause I kind of had Seishun Amigo looping in my brain, I spent some time with youtube and then I was hooked.
10. Do you have a favourite JE song?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Too many, I couldn't even name a few.
11. Do you listen to them the most?
What? My favourite songs? Yeah, I pretty much only listen to my way too many favourite songs, but the amount is growing pretty quickly and most of my JE songs will be favourites in not too long.. so..
12. If not, who is your favourite band/artist?
I've already answered this, haven't I? Or am I not getting something here?
13. Which band/singer did you listen/like the most before JE?
Dir en grey, AFI, MUCC, Brand New, The Decemeberists, heidi., Merry, Kagrra, TOOMANYBANDSOMG D: I'm still listening to it, and it's all so unbelievably awesome and I love it.
-KATTUN-
14. Who is your favorite in KAT-TUN?
Jin, duh.
15. Why?
He's just.. I HAVE TRIED ANSWERING THIS BEFORE AND I FAILED, WHY AGAIN? D: He's Jin and he's hawt and I HAVE NO GOOD REASON BESIDES THE ATTRACTION.
16. Do you have a favorite song of KAT-TUN?
I have loads. Some of them; No Mataa Mataa, NEVER AGAIN, the single version of Real Face, I LIKE IT, Yorokobi no Uta, Your Side, SIGNAL, Bokura no Machi de.. adhjs;hajd why did I even think I could do this? (And yeah, I'm totally not including solos etc in this.)
17. Do you have a favorite live perf of Kat-tun? (solos counts, too)
ONE? Dhurr.. off the top of my head; SIX SENSES from Utawara 2006.06.11, every performance of Jin's Pinky & ha-ha, Koki's REAL7 + Shorty from SC 2006.07.02 (OMGFUJIGAYA, too.), Real Face from Utawara 2006.09.17 (With all the little girls, and aaaaah, it's amazing.), THERE ARE MORE, I JUST REFUSE TO MAKE THIS LIST A 100 PERFORMANCES :D
18. Do you have a favorite show appearance of KAT-TUN?
NO. I LOVE THEM ALL.
19. Who do you think can sing the best of KAT-TUN?
JIN (followed by Koki. Koki needs to sing more D:).
20. Who do you think can dance the most of KAT-TUN?
I have NO idea. I don't know shit about dance and am either just amazed by the fact that they actually remember all those moves or lmaoing at how stupid the moves look.
21. Who is the girliest of KAT-TUN?
I really want to say Ueda, although he's really not at times, but.. yeah.. Ueda.
22. Who is the manliest of KAT-TUN?
It's kinda Jin, but at the same time really not. Maybe Koki? Maru? Fuck, I dunno.
23. Who is the cutest member of KAT-TUN?
Ueda? :D
24. Who is the funniest member of KAT-TUN?
Koki. When he's not doing those weird "DA!"-sketches with Maru. I seriously don't get those.
25. Who is the most prettiest in KAT-TUN?
I DUNNOOOOOOOO. Ueda, maybe? "Pretty" just doesn't seem to suit anyone else :c
26. Who has the best appearance in KAT-TUN?
JIN. OBVIOUSLY.
(WHY IS THERE NO QUESTION TO WHICH I COULD ANSWER MARU? D:)
-NewS-
27. Who is your favorite in NewS?
Ryo or Yamapi.. or Shige.. or Massu D: I DON'T KNOW D:
28. Why?
... :D
29. Do you have a favorite song of NewS?
TOO MANY D:
Weeeek, Why, IZANAIZUKI, Cherish, Hadashi no Cinderella Boy, ALIBI, Ai Nante, Hoshi wo Mezashite, Yawarakana Mama de, SHOCK ME, Zutto, DREAMS, Taiyou no Namida, Bambina, Utsukushiisugite Beautiful Eyes (Why yes, I'm kind of hypeing the Taiyou single :D), AND LIKE ALL OF THEM D: (still not counting solos~)
30. Do you have a favorite live perf of NewS? (solos counts, too)
But.. NO.. D: TOO MUCH AWESOME TO CHOOSE FROM. All the solos from the NEWS DVD and Chirarizumu and IZANAIZUKI cause the Kuchizuke wo is made of srs awesome. And I have watched too many to remember and my files are EVERYWHERE so I can't look through them. OH, and Kusano's She's All Mine. And Yamapi's Lovexxxx. AND EVERYTHING. LEAVE ME ALONE D:
31. Do you have a favorite show appearance of NewS?
News wo Abake, of course. And the Utaban one whith the electric chairs. And basically every single one from Domoto Kyoudai, Utaban, Heyx3.. D:
32. Who do you think can sing the best of NewS?
Technically, I have to say Tego, but.. I kinda like Shige or Yamapi's vocals more.
33. Who do you think can dance the most of NewS?
I still have no idea :D
34. Who is the girliest of NewS?
TEGOSHI, OBVIOUSLY. HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL ABOUT 90% OF THE TIME.
35. Who is the manliest of NewS?
Probably Ryo, though I kinda have a hard time seeing any Johnny's as manly. The manskirts, pink and sparkly kinda ruins that image, imo.
36. Who is the cutest member of NewS?
MASSU. DEFINITELY.
37. Who is the funniest member of NewS?
I laugh the most at Ryo, cause his meanish comments are hilarious? :D
38. Who is the most prettiest in NewS?
Uchi? :D (I KINDA WANT HIM AND KUSANO BACK. SOON, PLZ, JOHNNY?)
39. Who has the best appearance in NewS?
The best appearance? D: Uh.. Yamapi, probably? When he's not looking like he's not been eating for a year.
40. Do you have a favorite PV of NewS?
TEPPEN or Weeeek :D I guess I kinda like the happyhappy sort.
-Kanjani8-
41. Who is your favourite in Kanjani8?
Ryo, but I've already brought him up in NEWS, so.. Subaru or Yasu? :D
42. Why?
Well, I love all of Kanjani cause they're hilarious, but I dunno.. Subaru.. he's just so weird and awesome and funny and yeah, I'm very creative when answering these kinds of questions.
And Yasu is just too cute and bouncy and happy!ghei and everything.
43. Do you have a favorite song of Kanjani8?
IT'S MY SOUL & WAHAHA! And Eden, Sukiyanen Osaka, Kanfuu Fighting, Naniwa Iroha Bushi, Osaka Rainy Blues, Mugendai, Misetekure.. etc.
44. Do you have a favorite live perf of Kanjani8? (solos counts, too)
Haha, pretty much everything. They're always fun to watch. Or maybe Eden from SCP, it's the only one I can remember right now. I need to organize my files soon.
45. Do you have a favorite show appearance of Kanjani8?
AFAGFDSHGAFDGHA, SukaJ with the Leah Dizon interview. Fanboying Ryo kinda kills me. And Utaban from 2007.10.18!
46. Who do you think can sing the best of Kanjani8?
Again, technically it's probably Subaru, but I like Ryo's vocals the best.
47. Who do you think can dance the most of Kanjani8?
I DON'T KNOW.
48. Who is the girliest of Kanjani8?
Yasu! ...lol, or Uchi. Probably Uchi.
49. Who is the manliest of Kanjani8?
Yoko, maybe.
50. Who is the cutest member of Kanjani8?
Yasu.
51. Who is the funniest member of Kanjani8?
ALL OF THEM, TOGETHER. YES.
52. Who is the most prettiest in Kanjani8?
UCHIUCHIUCHIUCHIUCHI.
53. Who has the best appearance in Kanjani8?
RYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. (yah, I'm getting kinda tired of this by now :D)
54. Do you have a favourite PV of Kanjani8?
WAHAHA. It is made of too much awesomeness and I WANT PERFORMANCES OF THAT SONG, NOW D:
-Arashi-
55. Who is your favorite in Arashi?
JUN. HE IS ONE OF THE MOST GOOD LOOKING PERSONS I HAVE EVER SEEN. YES.
56. Why?
CAUSE HE IS TEH PRETTY. YES, I AM TOTALLY JUNBAITED.
57. Do you have a favorite song of Arashi?
Kitto Daijoubu, probably. I haven't been an Arashifan that long, it's pretty obvious, isn't it?
58. Do you have a favorite live perf of Arashi? (solos counts, too)
I have seen way too few live performances by them to answer this, seriously ._.
59. Do you have a favorite show appearance of Arashi?
EVERY UTABAN, cause the Ohno/Nakai fight is some good shit.
60. Who do you think can sing the best of Arashi?
Ohno, by far.
61. Who do you think can dance the most of Arashi?
LOL
62. Who is the girliest of Arashi?
Jun or Aiba.
63. Who is the manliest of Arashi?
TOTALLY SHO, AND I LOVE HIM FOR IT.
64. Who is the cutest member of Arashi?
Aiba.
65. Who is the funniest member of Arashi?
Ohno, he's so random.
66. Who is the most prettiest in Arashi?
adgahs;hsaJUN.
67. Who has the best appearance in Arashi?
JUN.
68. Do you have a favourite PV of Arashi?
Kitto Daijoubu? Rainbows and stupid dances never fail to be awesome.
-Other Units-
69. Who is your favourite younger unit? (ABC, Ya-Ya-yah, Kiss-my-ft2, Question...)
KISUMAI. DEBUT THEM, JOHNNY, NOW.
70. Who is your favorite older unit? (V6, T&T, Smap, TOKIO, Kinki Kids...)
I'm not much for the older units, cause yeah.. they're older.. but they're all alright, and have some good songs... maybe Tackey & Tsubasa or TOKIO?
71. Do you have a favorite member of any younger or older unit?
Fujigaya or Nikaido or Shoon.
72. Do you have a favorite song of any younger or older unit?
ANYTHING KISUMAI.
73. Do you have a favorite show with any younger or older unit?
Shounen Club? The Jr. League section is always great 8D
74. Do you have a favorite live perf of any younger or older unit?
ANYTHING KISUMAI. (REAL DX together with ABC or any performance of FIRE BEAT or Goodbye, Thank You)
75. Do you have a favorite actor in JE?
No, none of them are too great in acting but I DON'T CARE AND I LIKE EVERYONE'S ACTING :D
76. Do you have a favorite dorama starring with one of JE?
Hana Yori Dango, Hana-Kimi, Nobuta, 1 litre of tears, Stand up!!.. something like that D:
77. What was your very first dorama starring with one of JE?
Nobuta wo Produce :D
78. Which dorama of JE do you watch recently?
I spent the weekend watching Yukan Club with some friends (cause it's too bad to watch alone, but the Jin has to be seen), and am following Honey & Clover and One Pound Gospel.
79. Which dorama of JE do you want to watch?
ISSHUN NO KAZE NI NARE. GIVE ME SUB.
And yeah, I wanna watch Sushi Oji badly too. I WANT MORE FREE TIME.
80. Who do you wish would should start acting, who hasn't yet?
NIKAIDO. BADLY. And I want more Shoon/Fujigaya/Kusano dramas D: Oh, and Ueda.
81. Who do you wish should stop acting, because he sucks at acting?
I DON'T CARE IF THEY SUCK AT ACTING, CAUSE THEY ALL KINDA DO, AND I'M SHALLOW AND LOVE IT ANYWAYS.
-Questions For Fun-
82. Do you think that you are JE addicted?
Well.. yeah..
83. Why do you think so?
Cause I spend most of my time by the computer doing JE-related things.
84. What will you do seeing your favorite Johnny standing in front of your door?
I would probably do something incredibly stupid/embarassing and hate myself for the rest of my life :D
85. What advantages does starting liking JE give you?
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH. None, really? It's not like I care though :D
86. What disadvantages does it give you?
I am no longer OMGHARDCORE and I am becoming more fangirlish, which I enjoy myself but I guess others dislike it quite a lot. And.. uh.. JE EATS MY BRAIN, FREE TIME AND ECONOMY. But I still don't care much.
87. How many times a day do you think about JE?
Are you kidding me?
88. How many times do you have the face of your favorite Johnny around you?
I DON'T KNOW. TOO MANY?
89. If your favorite Johnny or your favourite JE has to grant you a wish, what would it be?
-BRAINEXPLODE-
90. If you have a wish about JE, what would it be?
I WANT TO SUCCEED JOHNNY, cause he should be old enough to die soon anyway.
91. If you are reborn, you wish to be who?
JOHNNYS SUCCESSOR!
92. If you are a Johnny's right now, who do you wish you are?
I don't want to be them, I wan't to be with them D: What's the point of being them?
93. If you can ask your favorite Johnny or your favorite JE band a question, what would it be?
OMG KONNICHIWA CAN I B UR GURLFREND?
94. Did you ever had a dream with a Johhny?
Actually, no. But I practically never remember my dreams anyway.
95. If yes, when was it and what was it?
:D
96. Do you have any realizable goal in your life that has to do with JE?
I want to see a concert, at least. And be the next Johnny. I WOULD BE AN AWESOME JOHNNY. FOR SRS.
97. Do you like JE BL fanfic?
Not really. I read them sometimes, but I haven't liked any so far.
98. If yes, who are the best couple of JE?
.... :D
99. If you are Johnny-san what would you change about JE?
I AM JOHNNY. I would debut Kisumai/ABC/Shoon/Question?/EVERYONE WHO DESERVES IT, return Uchi and Kusano to NEWS/Kanjani8, cause they're all better when they're 8, AND JUST MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE IN GENERAL.
100. Do you like this survey? ^.^
YES. But I am kinda sick of it right now.
Warm Up
1. That you’re doing this, we can assume you like NEWS at least some. Would you consider them your favorite Johnny’s Entertainment group?
YES. Or.. I dunno.. but.. they’re one of my favourites anyway D:
2. Can you name all 6 current members?
Nishikido Ryo, Yamashita Tomohisa, Shigeaki Kato, Koyama Keiichiro, Masuda Takahisa, Tegoshi Yuya
3. What about the 2 not currently around?
Uchi Hiroki, Kusano Hironori
4. Ninth who left a long time ago?
Moriuchi.. whatshisname.
5. How did you learn about NEWS?
Been in the Wapanese fandom forevers and have known about them for quite a long time. I was only into like.. Jrock and Visual kei back then (which I still am, but not ONLY) but I saw some PVs on youtube and generally saw people talking about them.
6. What was your first impression of NEWS?
I thought they were hilarious, reallyreallyreally bad and I couldn’t understand why people liked them.
7. How did you come to like NEWS?
Nobuta wo Produce + youtube = I CANNOT DENY THE AWESOMENESS IN CATCHY BOYBAND ANY LONGERRRRRRRRR.
8. What do you think is NEWS strongest point when compared to other JE/music/talent groups?
~*YAMAPI*~. Like, come on, who didn’t get into NEWS fandom through Yamapi, srsly? And also their way-too-catchy-brain-eating songs as well as the happyshinyghei aura.
9. What do you think is NEWS weakest point when compared to other JE/music/talent groups?
Weak point? NEWS? I do not understand.
10. Are you listening to them right now?
As a matter of fact, I am. MAIAGARE SORA TAKAKU, y’know.
Music Related
11. Do you enjoy NEWS’ music?
Ohyes. I seriously wouldn’t listen to it if I didn’t.
12. What are your 5 favorite NEWS songs? (Released on CD or not)
FIVE? D: I’ll give it a shot though.
Cherish, DREAMS, Say Hello, Ai Nante, Weeeek dahsfdhgsagd Yawarakana mama de, Izanaizuki, Fiesta, Rainbow, ALIBI, Chirarizumu, Why, Hoshi wo mezashite, EVERYSINGLESONGLEAVEMEALONE.
13. What’s your all time favorite solo song?
Pumpkin or Kakao or code or She’s All mine or I DON’T KNOW.
14. What music genre do you consider NEWS?
Cheesyshinygheiboyband.
15. What Japanese song would you love to hear NEWS do a cover of?
ANYTHING JROCK CAUSE IT WOULD MERGE MY FANDOMS AND I WOULD DIE.
16. What nonJapanese song would you love to hear NEWS do a cover of?
BACKSTREET BOYSSSSSSSS!!! :D
17. Do you enjoy songs with all members or smaller groups better?
All members. All EIGHT members, that is.
18. Can you sing all the lyrics to one or more of their songs?
I dunno. I know at least most of some songs, but I haven’t bothered enough to know it all.
19. NEWS Nippon or Kibou~Yell~? (First single vs Debut single)
NEWS Nippon.
Favorite Related
20. Who’s your favorite member?
Okay, so I just tried to even limit myself to like.. three of them, and THAT didn’t even work. I cannot pick one, they’re all too awesome.
21. Who’s your least favorite member?
Okay, so I seriously really like them all, but.. Tegoshi. His vocals are really pretty and he’s fun and adorable and everything, but I just like the others a lot more. SRY TEGO :’<
22. Is there a member you could really do without?
NO. NONE. NEVER. I mean, I guess it’s ALRIGHT with the current lineup, it’s better than nothing and such, but I like eightmemberNEWS so much more D:
23. Your favorite relationship between members (as friendship or more)?
Everyone x everyone in friendship terms. Yes~ <3
24. Who has the best fashion sense?
TEGOSHI *gigglesnort* Srsly though, Massu, cause I lovelovelovelovelove his style.
25. Who normally has the best hairstyles?
Normally? Dhurr. They’ve all had their not-so-good hairstyles and then their dsaghfdhgsaAWESOME ones, so.. I really can’t choose x__x
26. Who’s singing voice is your favorite?
My favourite? YamapiShigeRyoMassuKusano, yes?
27. Speaking voice?
YAMAPI. Or Shige. Shiges voice is hot.
28. What’s your favorite NEWS group magazine shoot picture?
WHAT? :C
29. Solo picture?
You do realise this is a pretty impossible question, don’t you?
30. Favorite shop photo?
BUT I DO NOT KNOW.
31. Favorite CD cover?
x__x Pacific’s really pretty.
32. Favorite DVD? (0304, touch DVD, Sayaendou DVD, Miso Soup
NEWS DVD, duh.
Member Related
33. If the members had become teachers, what do you think each would teach?
Yamapi - This question sucks, I don’t fucking know. Pi could teach maths or something, it would make it a lot more interesting (understatement).
Ryo - Drama, maybe? I AM CONVINCED OF HIS ACTINGSKILLZ AFTER 1LITREOFTEARS AND I HOPE I REMAIN CONVINCED AFTER LAST FRIENDS.
Tegoshi - DHURRR.. Music? He could organize choirs and take harmony himself.
Massu - His love of food really says he should be teaching Cooking classes.
Shige - English!!!!! Cause his English is adorable~
Koyama - I dunno, Japanese, maybe? Thus he could talk lots.
Uchi - HE WOULD BE THE JANITOR AND HE WOULD HAVE TO FIX THINGS AND HE WOULD FAIL <3
Kusano - Like, PE or something physical.
34. Who seems most likely to show a different side of themselves on Christmas Eve?
Guess that’d be Ryo.
35. If NEWS rangers were created, what colors? Don’t associate them with Kanjani, just give them colors.
Yamapi - Pink, this is pretty obvious, right? Kinda sucks though, I like the idea of Uchi as pink ._.
Ryo - Black
Massu - Orange
Shige - Blue
Uchi - Purple. IT HAS TO BE FEMININE, IT JUST HAS TO.
Kusano - Green
Koyama - Red
Tegoshi - Yellow. Lol, leftover.
36. Please make NEWS into the ideal family.
Husband→ Yamapi
Wife→ Koyama, ofc!
Oldest son→ Ryo
Second son→ Shige, this’d be some excellent sibling bullying from Ryo.
Oldest daughter→ Uchi
Little sister→ Tegoshi
Third son→ Kusano
Pet→ Massu
37. NEWS are hosts at a host club you’ve never been in before. Who would you pick after just walking in?
Uh.. Massu, methinks? He’d look happy and nice.
38. What kind of costume would you like to see them wear at a concert that they haven’t already done?
NORMALCLOTHING.
39. How would you like to be related to NEWS?
Husband: EVERYONE.
Boyfriend: EVERYONE.
Best friend: EVERYONE.
Neighbor: NO ONE.
Relative: THIS'D GET ME THOUGHTS OF INCEST = NOT GOOD = NO ONE.
Older brother: Same as above answer x4567345673.
Little brother: Same as above answer x34364367457.
Classmate: ANYONE if it'd lead me to either of the first three. ololol.
40. Assign an animal to each member.
Yamapi - Oh, like a.. uh.. leopard or something? Maybe? x__x
Koyama - saghdaakdh;hsakd. A PARROT CAUSE HE LIKES TO TALK.
Ryo - sdghasfdghaskjh. Something adorable and mean.
Shige - CHICKEN, AHAAHAHAHYPNOTISM. NO :C
Tegoshi - Tego could be a.. FUCKIDUNNO. THIS IS TOO DIFFICULT.
Massu - Hamster <3 Cause it's small and round and cute and okaysoitdoesn'tlookhappybutwhatever it would be adorable.
Kusano - PUPPY. One of those small, furry, brown ones with big puppyeyes and OMGSOKY00T.
Uchi - AHAHAHAH. I can't come up with any animal as funny and fail and pretty as Uchi, but the thought of him as any animal is priceless.
41. Which NEWS member reminds you most of one of your own family members?
Both Koyama and Kusano remind me slightly of two of my cousins at times, but.. uh.. my cousins are not hot (PLZDONTREADTHISCOUSINS) and not japanese and not as adorable and they really are nothing alike.
42. Who seems most likely to dress up on Halloween and/or do cosplay?
Most likely? Urr.. Tegoshi, probably. Or Massu.
43. Who do you think you could pass by on the street without noticing?
Oh God, I really hope I'd notice all of them if D:
44. Who do you think has pulled the most all nighters?
Yamapi, probably.
45. Which member would you want as a boss and why?
Shige, cause he'd be fair and nice and awesome.
46. Who would it be most awkward to catch in the erotic section of a video rental store?
lol, anyone would be awkward besides Massu and maybe Kusano cause they wouldn't care themselves. Shige would probably be the most awkward, poor thing x'D
Drama/TV Related
47. Do you watch the dramas containing NEWS members?
Yeah, if they seem good. I've still got quite a few to watch though.
48. Do you watch dramas that DON’T contain NEWS members?
Of course.
49. Have you seen all the dramas they’ve stared in?
Not at all.
50. What was the first Yamapi drama you saw?
Nobuta Wo Produce~
51. Do you wait for subtitles to watch a drama with NEWS members?
Yeah. I like understanding what the hell they're talking about.
52. Excluding Yamapi, which member of NEWS do you think has the best acting?
Why excluding Yamapi? He's not THAT awesome and godly and ZEBESTACTOREVARRR, wtf. I think Ryo acts the best out of them all (including Yamapi), though I'm mainly basing that on 1 litre of tears but it was so awesome I don't need more. I AM NOT BIASED.
53. Excluding Yamapi, who’s acting do you enjoy the most?
STOP EXCLUDING YAMAPI SFGADSGFA. Though I do enjoy his or Ryos acting the most.
54. Is there a story you’d like to see made into a drama with one or more NEWS member?
Ouran High School Host Club or Nana (cause the movies were too JE-less, y0!).
55. Is there a certain type of role you’d like to see one of them play?
I WANT BAD GUY KOYAMA. LIKE, REALLY, IT'D BE AWESOME.
56. Do you watch Shonen Club?
YES. Shounen Club might be the best thing ever.
57. Is your main reason for watching Shonen Club NEWS as guests or Koyama as host?
No, it's mainly because of the prettyful Juniors, but NEWS guesting and Koyama ain't that bad either~
58. Have you seen Yamapi and/or Tegoshi’s episodes on Shonen Club Premium?
Yup, both.
59. Have you seen any other Shonen Club Premium episodes?
Of course. (lol, only Ohkuras when I think about it. I'm planning to watch MaruSubaruYokoMatsujun's eventually though.)
60. Did you regularly watch Ya-ya-yah!’s TV show?
lolno. I was't in the fandom while they existed.
61. Have you watched many/most of the older episodes?
Uh. Some. Mostly performances though.
62. Did you try watching Hi!Hey!Say! to see Koyama host?
Not reallyyyyy. I've seen some clips and perfs.
63. Do you regularly watch Japanese music shows (Such as Music Fandom Related)
Not regularly. If there's something good on them I watch them, and only that part.
64. Do you scan magazines?
No.. I get mine like two months after they've been scanned by others anyway so there really is no point.
65. Do you write fanfiction?
OHYEAHZ. NC-17 AKAMExCHINEN PR0N.
... NO, I do not write fanfiction.
66. Do you read fanfiction?
Not really. I've read some but they didn't interest me much.
67. Do you draw fanart?
No.
68. Do you enjoy fanart?
Can't say I do.
69. Do you make image manipulations?
No.
70. Do you talk too much about NEWS?
I can control myself. Mostly.
71. Do you download pretty much everything that comes out?
I download everything that seems worth it. And most of it does, so yeah.
72. Do you upload for others?
Occasionally.
73. Do you make music/fan made videos?
No. I have yet to figure out whats good with fanvids (99% of them, anyway).
74. Do you watch fanmade music/fan videos?
SAME ANSWER AS ABOVE.
75. Do you watch fancams?
If the quality is decent and if it's a fancam of something interesting. *cough*ainomatador*cough*
76. Do you do translations?
Translating is fun, so I guess I would if I could? I don't think anyone'd want to read my translations right now though, as I basically only know kawaiinekosushichan and some basic grammar. I could totally translate everytime they've written "kakkoi" though, cause I can read that. I can also read "Yamashita" and "desu".
77. Do you read translations?
If they seem interesting.
78. Do you follow their Jwebs?
Uh, if they get translated I do! Shige's might be the best thing ever.
79. Do you follow the rest of JE, or at least some of it?
Yeaaahhh.. KAT-TUN, Kanjani, Arashi and the juniorunits I'm interested in mostly. Not really the older groups or the really small juniors.
80. Do you follow other Japanese musical groups?
YES. ILUJROCKVISUALKEIAWESOMENESS <3
81. Have you converted other people into NEWS fans?
I HAVE!
82. Do your friends/family not interested in the group know about them?
lolyeah. They think we're kinda nuts.
Merchandise Related
83. Do you own any NEWS CDs?
Yesssssss, and I can't wait for my Summer Time to arrive <3
84. Do you own any DVDs?
Not by NEWS, no.
85. Do you own any magazines?
A few.
86. Do you own any concert goods?
No.
87. Do you own any shop photos?
No.
88. Have any posters on your wall?
I have the one that came with the calendar, but I have yet to put it up.
89. Any other special/not-above-mentioned items?
The calendar?
90. If you could have any NEWS item given to you magically as a gift, what would it be?
NEWS CONCERT IN SWEDEN. STFU, THAT IS AN ITEM.
Final Part is Always Hardest
91. So. Are Uchi and Kusano coming back?
Of course they are :C
92. Do you want them back, why or why not?
HELL YES I WANT THEM BACK. Cause I love them and cause 8member NEWS is better than 6member and cause they made everything even more funny and awesome and dfsahfdsagh PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE D:
93. NEWS members having girlfriends- how do you feel?
I like it. Good for them to get some action, etc. They totally need it.
94. If you could meet and chat with just one of the members once in your life, who?
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: FUCK, I DON'T KNOW. Maybe Shige cause I think we actually could have a conversation and he would probably be just as embarrased and awkward as me.
95. Can you write the kanji for all member names?
I CAN WRITE YAMASHITA, STFU.
96. What do you think of Ryo being in both Kanjani∞ and NEWS?
UCHI IS TOO, Y'KNOW :C But, yeah, I love it. I love RyoUchi in Kanjani, I love RyoUchi in NEWS.
97. NEWS loses another member. Who is it, and why?
dagfsdfasgdfhgasdjh;sdagsdfgs. NO. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO.
98. Do you use the word “tabai”?
Not really. It's fun though.
99. After this, one more question. You have to bring back one of the three lost members to NEWS- who is it?
MORIUCHI, DUH. lolnojkjkjk (Does anyone even like him? srsly?). I dunno between Uchi and Kusano. I like Uchi more, but.. Kusanos vocals are so much love and NEWS would be better if he came bacl, but they need Uchi's fail too and PREASEFORBOTH.
100. Anything you want to say?
I AM JOHNNY. OBEY.