How to get Awesome quick!frogboy29August 17 2005, 10:21:57 UTC
Use caps! You know how nowadays (it wasn't like this when I was a kid) when you get an email from someone and it is spelled OUT LIKE THIS!! The volume inside your head increases? Usually, people have reserved the caps for sentences like this:
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING YOU LOUSY PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Say it inside your head. Very loud right? I really push it to the limit. I want to feel how loud the voice in my head can become. Surround sound speakers and gospel choirs. And you know EXACTLY how it is supposed to sound. Perhaps you hear a male voice, a female voice, your voice?
What does this lead to besides flame wars? An understanding that there are places in our heads where we can really effect our physical feeling. That voice creates a certain feeling in the body. It can be a little, or a lot. Doesn't matter really, what matters in the tonality in our heads (NLP reference...Bandler talks a ton about this). Read the sentence again but now do it with a sexy voice:
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING...
If it feels corny, you're on the right track, just because something feels dumb doesn't mean it isn't good for you. Yeah really go overboard with it and if you hear that voice saying (nasal quality) "this is really dumb" tell that voice in a loud booming tone, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" (again thank you Bandler).
Now do a little time distortion with this exercise, ask yourself, "how it went?" In the past right? Like it's already done. What is your answer? "AMAZING!" "Eh?" (nasally) "I didn't get it!" Are you happy with your answer? Do it again then.
And this time say this too! "I'M AN AWESOME MIRACLE! AND I LIVE ONLY THE MOST AMAZING EXPERIENCES!" How does that sound? Say it five more times and get out of your seat to do it if you want. Yeah like that! Fuck it if it's not 'true'. Just do it. It's your cocktail, you decide what it tastes like.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING YOU LOUSY PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Say it inside your head. Very loud right? I really push it to the limit. I want to feel how loud the voice in my head can become. Surround sound speakers and gospel choirs. And you know EXACTLY how it is supposed to sound. Perhaps you hear a male voice, a female voice, your voice?
What does this lead to besides flame wars? An understanding that there are places in our heads where we can really effect our physical feeling. That voice creates a certain feeling in the body. It can be a little, or a lot. Doesn't matter really, what matters in the tonality in our heads (NLP reference...Bandler talks a ton about this). Read the sentence again but now do it with a sexy voice:
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING...
If it feels corny, you're on the right track, just because something feels dumb doesn't mean it isn't good for you. Yeah really go overboard with it and if you hear that voice saying (nasal quality) "this is really dumb" tell that voice in a loud booming tone, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" (again thank you Bandler).
Now do a little time distortion with this exercise, ask yourself, "how it went?" In the past right? Like it's already done. What is your answer? "AMAZING!" "Eh?" (nasally) "I didn't get it!" Are you happy with your answer? Do it again then.
And this time say this too! "I'M AN AWESOME MIRACLE! AND I LIVE ONLY THE MOST AMAZING EXPERIENCES!" How does that sound? Say it five more times and get out of your seat to do it if you want. Yeah like that! Fuck it if it's not 'true'. Just do it. It's your cocktail, you decide what it tastes like.
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