Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. arrested in his own home on suspicion of break-in.

SHAAAAAAAAARPTONNNNNNNN!!!

*shakes fist*

Yakov Litzman to America: I see your freedom fries, and I raise you a Mexican chop.

Tenured nursing faculty member isn't homophobic, but...

UPDATE: Reliability of accounts is in question. It's being argued about, and I'm not going to follow through in detail right now. But hopefully there will be a follow-up when more is known.